- "Phil, you finally destroyed our last shred of dignity."
- "Ho ho, he obviously has a crush on you, sweetheart! Just try to, you know, draw him out!"
- "This food belongs to the people! Not that tyrant, Dragaunus!"
- "How did he get away so fast?!"
- "Who the blazes are they?"
- "Shall we dance? (struggles) I think weíre both leading!"
- "I hate to do this, youíve got such an honest face, ya know?"
- "Címon, Wildwing! If we get lucky, we might snag Dragaunus as a bonus! Heh! Eh, that didnít rhyme..."
- "Man, those people are in trouble! We gotta help Ďem!"
- "Hey, Iíve been on the wrong side of the law. And if we donít fight evil wherever we find it, weíre no better than Dragaunus himself."
- "Iíd say someone just blew the vault on that bank."
- "Hey, hey, excuse me buddy! What planet is this?"
- "Youíd think the guy had never seen a duck before..."
- "Bad little boys - argh! - shouldnít play with sticks."
- "Iíll handle these rookies!"
- "You lead a very rich fantasy life, Phil!"
- "Wildwing. Itís time you put that mask on and started acting like a leader, alright?"
- "He gave you the Mask for a reason! He wanted you to lead us!"
- "Tanya, we canít give up! Címon, Iíve got an idea."
- "You look beautiful, man. Hahahaha!"
- "I'll handle these rookies!"
- "'Wacky Golfland Welcomes the Mighty Ducks'?"
- "Relax, baby brother. The Saurian Empire vanished centuries ago."
- "Besides, I've heard all the stories about Drake DuCaine's Mask, 'Dive! They're just legends."
- "No! If you want me, then my brother's part of the deal."
- "Dive...what are we gonna do?"
- "I don't suppose I could interest you in a nice pasta salad instead, huh?"
- "Punch it, Nosedive!"
- "More to the point...Where are we?"
- "Wiener World....Hey, do you suppose that's the name of this place?"
- "I'm with ya, little brother. But we'll do it by the book."
- "This isn't our headquarters. I'm accessing the emergency entrance."
- "Nice work...partner."
- "Grin! Wanna give it a shot?"
- "Of course! You can use my bunk."
- "All right, all right. Wildwing out."
- "There's no reason to think that Duke would ever return to a life of...crime?"
- "I didn't say that."
- "Duke...We all owe you an apology."
- "Punch it, Nosedive!"
- "Hey, I wasn't hatched yesterday, Phil. You got an angle going, don'tcha?"
- "Hey, I happen to be wearing the very latest in rebellious youth culture wear, okay? And uh, Grinster....He just really likes going around in his pyjamas."
- "Just leave the hero stuff to us hip, young, happening ducks, okay?"
- "Don't look now, but...we've just been aced."
- "Forget him! You can call on Nosedive, your numero uno lovey-ducky."
- "That does it! You know what? I'm sick and tired of being one-upped by you, Duke. I don't have to take this!"
- "Okay, in the event of conflict with Duke over the affections of a beautiful female...I agree to lose. (pause) I gotta get a new agent!"
- "Hey, remember that cartoon we saw about the...what's his name...Bernie, right? Bernie. You know, the bear, right?"
- "Well, let's get in character."
- "LOOK OUT!!!"
- "Mighty Ducks; we take a knockin' and keep rockin'!"
- "Humans are such a bunch of -oooooh!- people!"
- "Snooza palooza girly-girl!"
- "Oh faboo! I haven't been in a life threatening situation for, I dunno, ten seconds?"