Duke

"Phil, you finally destroyed our last shred of dignity." "Ho ho, he obviously has a crush on you, sweetheart! Just try to, you know, draw him out!" "This food belongs to the people! Not that tyrant, Dragaunus!" "How did he get away so fast?!" "Who the blazes are they?" "Shall we dance? (struggles) I think we’re both leading!" "I hate to do this, you’ve got such an honest face, ya know?" "C’mon, Wildwing! If we get lucky, we might snag Dragaunus as a bonus! Heh! Eh, that didn’t rhyme..." "Man, those people are in trouble! We gotta help ‘em!" "Hey, I’ve been on the wrong side of the law. And if we don’t fight evil wherever we find it, we’re no better than Dragaunus himself." "I’d say someone just blew the vault on that bank." "Hey, hey, excuse me buddy! What planet is this?" "You’d think the guy had never seen a duck before..." "Bad little boys - argh! - shouldn’t play with sticks." "I’ll handle these rookies!" "You lead a very rich fantasy life, Phil!" "Wildwing. It’s time you put that mask on and started acting like a leader, alright?" "He gave you the Mask for a reason! He wanted you to lead us!" "Tanya, we can’t give up! C’mon, I’ve got an idea." "You look beautiful, man. Hahahaha!" "I'll handle these rookies!"

Wildwing

"'Wacky Golfland Welcomes the Mighty Ducks'?" "Relax, baby brother. The Saurian Empire vanished centuries ago." "Besides, I've heard all the stories about Drake DuCaine's Mask, 'Dive! They're just legends." "No! If you want me, then my brother's part of the deal." "Dive...what are we gonna do?" "I don't suppose I could interest you in a nice pasta salad instead, huh?" "NOOOO!!!" "Punch it, Nosedive!" "More to the point...Where are we?" "Wiener World....Hey, do you suppose that's the name of this place?" "I'm with ya, little brother. But we'll do it by the book." "This isn't our headquarters. I'm accessing the emergency entrance." "Nice work...partner." "Grin! Wanna give it a shot?" "Of course! You can use my bunk." "All right, all right. Wildwing out." "There's no reason to think that Duke would ever return to a life of...crime?" "I didn't say that." "Duke...We all owe you an apology." "Duke...!" "Punch it, Nosedive!"

Nosedive

"Hey, I wasn't hatched yesterday, Phil. You got an angle going, don'tcha?" "Hey, I happen to be wearing the very latest in rebellious youth culture wear, okay? And uh, Grinster....He just really likes going around in his pyjamas." "Just leave the hero stuff to us hip, young, happening ducks, okay?" "Don't look now, but...we've just been aced." "Forget him! You can call on Nosedive, your numero uno lovey-ducky." "That does it! You know what? I'm sick and tired of being one-upped by you, Duke. I don't have to take this!" "Okay, in the event of conflict with Duke over the affections of a beautiful female...I agree to lose. (pause) I gotta get a new agent!" "Hey, remember that cartoon we saw about the...what's his name...Bernie, right? Bernie. You know, the bear, right?" "Well, let's get in character." "LOOK OUT!!!" "Mighty Ducks; we take a knockin' and keep rockin'!" "Humans are such a bunch of -oooooh!- people!" "Snooza palooza girly-girl!" "Oh faboo! I haven't been in a life threatening situation for, I dunno, ten seconds?"

Tanya

"That could be a little tricky!"

Buzz Blitzman

"Haha! The forces of evil flee like rats under the onslaught of the Mighty Ducks!" "Look Mallory! Fancy shooting, huh?"

Group

"Ducks Rock!" "Wildwing, boobala..." "No." "Whaddya mean 'no'?! You haven't even heard the deal yet!" "Read. My. Beak." -Phil and Wildwing

Miscellaneous

The MD:TAS Theme Song