Full Name:
Kirtland Cainewood Quackson
Nicknames: Kirt, Womanizer, Cad, and Pampered Bastard(courtesy
of Calandra Drakeler)
Age: 32
Birthdate: September 8, 2077(September 13, 1968 on Earth)
Height: 6’5”
Accent: A mixture of French and German; Brian Drummond would be
perfect.
Rank: Lutenit-Commander of Main Force of the Army of the Saurian
Empire
Appearance: Man, is this guy a HUNK! All women swoon at the very sight of him. Then again, ANY woman would, with HIS apperance. Kirtland has dark brown feathers, covering a muscular build. He has it all; muscular arms, muscular chest, washboard abs, the WORKS. He’s not huge like Grin, but he’s still very muscular and bulky throughout his entire body. His hair, a light brown color, reaches his mid-back, which he keeps tied in a low ponytail. Two pieces of his hair on top of his head flake upwards, and a thick strand is between his eyelids, nearly touching his beak. Two other strands of his hair flakes downwards, two small pieces nearly touching his light brown eyebrows. His eyes are a dark brown; almost black, actually. If one looks at his eyes closely enough, they hold a special type of shine. They either sparkle in fury, or in fascination of a beautiful woman.
Weapons: Kirtland learned swordsmanship ever since he was a
young duckling. So for alternate weapons, Kirtland uses a space
aged blaster stashed inside his belt, and a silver cutlass; it’s
like a sword, except smaller. However, his sword has the ability
the grow in size. It can shrink to the size of a knife, and grow
to the size of the sword Excalibur, and possibly more. His main
weapon is a long spear. The spear is silver, with a blood red
handle, the bottom trimmed with sapphires and lined with emeralds
and diamonds. The spear’s not only his main weapon, but the
most deadly. For the tip of his spear is hinted with the poision
of a black widow; or a deadly spell casted by Wraith. Depends
on what he can get ahold of first.
Attire: Kirtland wears black, and a lot of it. For formal wear,
Kirt wears a sleevless full body black body suit, V-shaped at
the neckline, which shows the seperation area of his pectorals.
The V-neck is trimmed with silver lining, and so are his sleeves.
Strapped around his neck is a silver metallic choker. On each
arm he has a thin silver armband and a silver wrist band, nearly
touching his elbows. Pinned to his bodysuit are yellow stringed
pads(the ones worn by most men of the royal family), which hold
his cape to his back. His cape is black in the back, and red in
front. On the back of his cape is a golden winged dragon, with
its tail shaped like a devil’s; the Quackson coat of arms.
It symbolizes power, wealth, mercilessness, and untamable passion.
Attached to his back over his cape his the jeweled and silk tube
that holds his spear. His silver choker and silver belt, which
holds his cutlass, holds the very same symbols. On the left side
of his chest he has six badges on him, indicating his rank. His
boots are a light brown color, which nearly touch his knees.
For informal wear, aka, his battle-wear, Kirt wears the same thing,
except WITHOUT his badges, coat of arms symbols, and his cape.
He doesn’t have clothes for everyday because he’s always
too busy trying to bring his other three henchmen into shape,
helping Draguanus come up with plans to conquer the world, or
training. And even if he did, he would be found by the ducks and
killed on sight; if not them, the police.
Personality: He’s everything a greedy warlord would want
in a comrad, and everything an innocent female virgin would fear.
His personality is a mysterious one, so he usually keeps to himself
a lot. He’s dark and deadly, conceitive, snotty, and over
egoistical. In fact, the size of his ego makes Duke’s look
like the size of a soda-bottle cap. And even though Kirt’s
grown up in the rich and fancy life, Duke’s etiqque is much
more refined than his. Like the men before him in the Quackson
family, Kirt has a passion for wine, women, and song. Life and
death mean nothing to Kirt. In fact, he’s very interested
in death of his latest victims. Before they die, he always looks
at them to see if the glow in his victim’s eyes either increases
or fades away. His passion for women is tremendous, always switching
from one bedding partner to the next. He finds one woman and takes
her with him as his new strumpet. Then after a couple of months
or so, he gets tired of her; so he kills her so no one will find
her, destroys the evidence of any murder that happened, and moves
on to another female. Duck or human; his bedding partner doesn’t
matter as long as it’s female. If the female he chooses refuses
him, he rapes AND kills her at the same night. He shows no mercy
to anyone; the woman he chooses to have intercourse with, or the
victim he is sent to kill and/or capture.
History: Kirtland was born in Moscalovsan, the captial of Unistan,
the Russian territory of Puckworld. His father, Carlton Quackson,
a male duck, with dark brown feathers, shoulder length black hair,
and brown eyes, was the mayor of the Russian city until his death
two nights before the Saurian Invasion. Kirt’s mother, Roquel
MacFeathier Quackson, was a citizen of Unistan; the daughter of
one of the imperial judges who lived in Unistan. She had waist
length light brown hair, green eyes, and milk white feathers.
Carlton, a citizen of Germania(Puckworld’s Germany), fell
passionately in love with Roquel. However, Roquel refused to marry
Carlton. She wasn’t the only female who knew of the Quacksons’
bittersweet reputation with the fairer gender.
However, Carlton’s father, Juliandro Quackson, blackmailed
Rachel’s father, Imperial Judge Micheo MacFeathier. He threatened
to expose Micheo’s dark secrets of accepting bribes from
defensive attornies. In order to avoid to avoid the public from
finding out about his dark secret, Micheo signed a contract with
Juliandro, agreeing to their children, Roquel and Carlton, being
married. Ever since the marriage, Roquel wanted nothing more to
do with her family, feeling as though her parents cared more about
their reputations than her freedom of choice. The night of their
marriage, Carlton promised to be a good husband to Roquel. However,
she didn’t believe him. But after two months of their marriage,
Carlton showed truth to his word by not being with another woman.
Believeing she was wrong about him, Roquel surrendured her undying
love to Carlton. About two years prior to their marriage, Roquel
gave birth to Kirtland, and Carlton was elected mayor of Moscalovsan.
However, Roquel died of Tantolvisis, a rare but deadly and uncurable
virus that causes breast cancer. The gene was gentic in her family;
her father and mother both having the recessive gene that caused
the virus. Kirtland was barely two years old when that happened.
After a year of grieving, Carlton returned to normal, and became
surrounded with his work as mayor, and his new mistress Michele
Kovskafeather.
At the age of three, Carlton enrolled Kirt into two types of studios:
The Blade of Death, and Free as a Feather. The Blade of Death
was where Kirtland learned how to swordfight, and Free as a Feather
was an acrobatistics(cross between acrobatics and gymastics) class,
where he learned agility and swiftness. However, his teacher had
a special liking for Kirtland, and gave him private lessons in
the art of using the spear.
Kirtland was also a student at Moscalovsan Missleton Academy;
a private military school for boys. The education there was very
strict and fierce, which made him mask his true emotions from
the people around him. His teachers turned his innocent nature
into a cruel nature. He was a model student at Moscalovsan Missleton.
He had straight-A’s in all of his subjects, was never late
for a single class, never cried, and never caused trouble. And
in target and fighting lessons, he was the best one of the entire
academy. His aim was perfect, and his fighting skills were unmatachable.
When Kirtland wasn’t studying for an exam, doing his homework,
or practicing his swordfighting and acrobatistics, he was pumping
iron. Kirt was always bodybuilding in his spare time. During his
adolescent years, he believed that the only way he could ever
attract a female to him was by being big and buff. Even though
he had the body, the looks, the brains, and the muscles, Kirt
wasn’t able to attract a female to him. Then again, he never
learned the secrets of seducting a woman. The private military
school only taught the boys there methods of fighting, war plans,
and the subjects they needed to learn in the future. And his father
was too busy with his job as mayor and with his mistress Michele
to teach him anything about girls.
Not only was Kirtland a student at Moscalovsan Misselton, but
so were Calandra’s older brothers who were still undergraduates.
The Quacksons and the Drakelers were bitter enemies since before
the time of Drake DuCaine. Each had always been competing against
one another for centuries. Their hatred is the same as the Montagues
and the Capulets from William Shakespear’s “Romeo and
Juliet”; their hatred has existed for so long, that no one
remembers how it has ever begun.
Of all the Drakelers, Slayde and Roberto, the youngest males in
the Drakeler family, hated Kirt the most. They hated each other
with a bitter passion, always finding some excuse to try and beat
the tar out of one another. One of those times was on a snowy
day near December on Puckworld. Kirtland and Roberto were finalists
in a wrestling competition. Kirtland and Calandra’s other
older brother, was at the high school level of the academy. Roberto
was in the cadet level(freshman), while Kirt was at the general
level(senior). Even though Kirtland was stronger than Roberto,
the second youngest male Drakeler had the advantage, being more
agile and quick-thinking. As Kirt tried to give him a swift uppercut
to the jaw, Roberto slid through his legs and pinned him to the
ground, making him the winner of the competition.
While Kirtland was still bitter about loosing the match to a cadet,
he found something more promising. The match was the very first
time he met Roberto’s younger sister, Calandra. Even though
she was only eleven by the time they met, Kirt thought of her
as very cute. But over the years, Calandra’s appearance changed.
By the time she was fifteen, she had blossomed into a beautiful
rose. Even though Kirt was seven years older than her, and had
started his obsession with women like all Quacksons did around
his age, he was still attracted to the Russian beauty. He wanted
her more than the women who worked for his father during his campaigns
for running for mayor re-election.
Two years later, Carlton noticed how much his only son wanted
Drakeler’s youngest and only daughter. To make sure that
his boy got what he wanted, and to make up for lost time, Carlton
reawoke his blackmailing buisness schemes one last time. This
time, Carlton targeted Joseph Drakeler, Calandra’s father.
At first, Carlton was very smooth and calm with Joseph. He calmly
talked about Kirtland’s secret love for Joseph’s only
daughter, and talked about arranging a marriage for the two. Joseph
refused though. First, he knew about the Quackson’s reputation
with the women. Second, Calandra wasn’t even an adult yet;
she was too young for marriage. Although Calandra’s dated
a few boys before in her teenage years, she was still a virgin.
And Joseph didn’t want her innocence taken away by a man
he knew would be disloyal to her.
However, Joseph had no choice in the matter. For Carlton threatened
to sue him for the deed to his mansion, selling it to an industrial
company. The company would turn the historical manor into another
one of their factories, another factory to destroy Puckworld’s
beautiful nature and historical sites. With a heart filled with
guilt, anger, and uncurable emotional pain, Joseph signed a marriage
contract for Kirtland and Calandra.
Kirt was over-joyed when he found out that the marriage between
him and the Drakelers’ only daughter was becoming a reality.
However, his fiance didn’t rejoice in the matter one bit.
She hated Kirtland with all her heart and soul. Kirtland pretended
not to care about Callie’s hatred towards him, knowing that
whether or not she wanted to, their marriage was still official.
But deep down, he was in pain and was crying his heart out in
realizing Callie didn’t love him back. But he refused to
show his emotions; the military academy he attended would punish
anyone severly for showing the slightest hint of emotion. And
he didn’t want to break the Quackson tradition of not showing
any weakness towards a female. Little did he realize that his
very actions would only make him loose the very thing he held
dear to his heart.
On the morning of their wedding, Kirtland found out that Calandra
was ‘dead’, or so that was what he saw. While the rest
of Callie’s family weapt over her death, Kirt found a parts
of a plastic bag, that contained fake blood. For reasons unknown,
he kept his discovery a secret. Instead of telling everyone what
he found out, he came up with the lie that Duke L’Orange
killed Calandra in the night. He faked the evidence of him being
there by finding a gray feather on a piece of black silk from
a heist Callie prevented a long time ago and placed it next to
the pool of blood created from the bed post. Since then, all of
Unistan accused Duke of being a murderer, which gave the police
ANOTHER reason to hunt him down and kill him.
A month after Calandra’s ‘death’, Kirtland returned
to his life of fencing, practicing the art of using spears, bodybuilding,
and womanizing. But he never forgot about Callie entirely. Two
years after his father won his fiftheenth term, Carlton was struck
with cancer. For the next six months, Kirt spent at least $30,000
to pay for doctors to try to find a cure for his cancer, while
he tried to fill in for his father’s position as mayor of
Moscalovsan. However, none of Kirt’s efforts to keep his
father alive succeeded; the cancer proved too much for the doctors’
to be able to cure, and too much for Carlton’s immune system
to handle. Carlton died of cancer just two days before the Saurian
Invasion began.
Just minutes before Saurian gunshots were heard, Kirtland was
preparing a speech to announce who he would decide to take over
his father’s path, since the rules of being elected for mayor
required someone to be at least thirty-five years of age, where
Kirt was only twenty-eight. Just when he managed to come up with
a concluding sentence, he heard gunblasts all over his mansion.
Within minutes, the entire ceiling came crumbling down. Over half
of his servants were killed in the explosion of the roof, while
the rest were captured and enslaved. While Kirtland was fighting
to protect himself from the Hunter drones, Dragaunus appeared
right behind him. The tall drake was somewhat scared of the taller
Saurian overlord. However, Dragaunus was very impressed with the
way Kirt was able to defeat the drones that tried to capture him.
So the Saurian warlord made a bargain with Kirt: if he agreed
to work for him in his Army, he would make sure that he never
became a slave. Kirtland, not wanting to be a slave, and wanting
to get even with Puckworld for taking away his mom, dad, and fiance,
he took the job.
For the first few weeks, Kirt felt a bit guilty about betraying
his own people. But as the time grew on, he began to care less
and less about his choice of morals. He loved killing all the
slaves that were sent for execution. After a few brisk months
of helping Draguanus conquer even more countries on Puckworld,
Kirtland became the lutenit-commander of entire Saurain Army,
and Draguanus’ right-hand man. He was a sucessful follower;
killed without question. He was a swift and agile fighter, strong
laborer, and what was better, he followed orders without questioning
them.
However, like all men, Kirt wasn’t given to Dragaunus without
faults in his system. He had a habit of taking some of the female
prisoners to his quarters and doing god-knows-what with them before
it was time for their execution. And there were ocassions where
Kirtland questioned Dragaunus’ commands; like killing a follower
of his. One of those followers that Dragaunus wanted Kirtland
to kill was a female named Felisha DeMalard. At first, Kirtland
didn’t want to kill Felisha. Not only was she beautiful,
but she was also a good ally for the Saurian Overlord. However,
he didn’t believe so; Dragaunus believed that Felisha was
a spy for the Resistance; sort of like a double agent. At first
Kirt didn’t want to believe that Felisha was a traitor to
the Saurian Empire. Besides her beauty and resourcefullness to
the Empire, Kirt was also fascinated with her. But after he saw
Felisha sneaking out of the facilities, he decided to follow her
and see where she was going. It was then that he saw Felisha giving
a tan feathered duck, Canard Thunderbeak, plans to an underground
missel area. Kirtland reconized the plans from far-off; the plans
to the missel base not far from Dragaunus’ headquarters;
Felisha WAS with the Resistance! After his confirmation, Kirt
decided to get rid of Felisha once and for all before the Resistance
could do anymore damage to the Empire.
One night, one of Felisha’s missions was to help free the
prisoners of a camp near another Russian city. As the pink-haired
duck was helping the last of the prisoners out of the prison,
Kirt snuck up behind her and the prisoner. However, Felisha was
much better at defending herself than he thought; managed to blast
a hole right above him. About two seconds after Kirt was able
to make his escape, the dungeon blew up right behind him. It was
then that he realized that Felisha DeMalard was actually his ex-fiance,
Calandra Drakeler; told by his comrad, Lucretia DeCoy.
Enraged by the sudden change of events, Kirtland and Lucretia
chased after Calandra to try to capture and kill her. However,
she managed to make it across an old bridge just before they could,
while Mallory and Canard cut the ropes apart to keep them from
crossing. There was no way that they could stop the Resistance
then. All they could was watch their enemies get away, angry that
a few mallards were able to defeat the most powerful army in the
universe.
As Lucretia and Kirtland returned to their destroyed base, they
received word that Dragaunus’ headquarters had been destroyed,
and there was no sign of Dragaunus or his three minions Seige,
Wraith, and Chameleon, anywhere. Even though Dragaunus was gone,
the Resistance still wasn’t. Without the Saurian Warlord,
the Empire started to crumble. More prisoners were freed, more
camps were destroyed, and more people that were in favor of the
Empire started to perish.
Despite the fact that the Resistances(there was more than one!)
were winning the war, the Empire wasn’t going to give in
that easily. They fought back courageously, but it was no use.
The Resistances were determined to overthrow the Empire, giving
them an edge in the battle for peace. Slowly, but surely, the
Empire was dying; without Dragaunus’ return, there was no
way the Saurian Empire would win.
One night, Kirtland was face to face with a female member of the
Second Resistance; Lisa McDrakerson. While the two fought courageously,
until a sudden stormed brewed up in the sky. That ‘storm’
swept Kirtland out of Puckworld, and into the Raptor on planet
Earth.
Upon their reunion, Dragaunus gave Kirtland is first assingment
on Earth; to steal valuable computer equipment from NASA, the
Earth’s space center in Florida. However, due to a change
in plans, Kirtland attempted to break into the Anaheim Pond, since
the Mighty Ducks’ technology was at least one hundred times
more advanced than Earth’s technology. However, due to a
stormy night and Kirt being outnumbered nine to one, he fell off
the roof, where everyone believed that he died. But Kirt survived
the attack, due to the size of his muscles and the intense military
academy he went to as a child. Even though his mission failed
, it was also sucessful in a way. While Kirtland failed to steal
all of the equipment necessary for Dragaunus to re-power the Dimensional
Gateway to full power, he was able to steal enough to repair the
damages made and be able to bring one person at a time from any
dimension to the Raptor. And since all of the Mighty Ducks believe
he’s dead, Kirt has the element of surprise on them.
Good Points: Kirtland having GOOD points?! Well...there’s
not a lot, but let’s see. Kirt’s very loyal to his master,
Dragaunus. A swift and powerful fighter/killer, with sword and
spear skills unlike any other duck. His strength is only matched
by Grin’s. He can easily come up with good strategies, since
he’s been in a military academy. And he’s also VERY
handsome.
Bad Points: His EGO’S a bad point about him. He’s dark,
ruthless, and cruel. He can’t go through one week without
having intercourse with a female. If a woman doesn’t want
him, he rapes and kills her. He shows no mercy to anyone. Yet
when someone has him on their death bed, he attempts to beg them
for mercy. It’s like the old quote: ‘He can dish it
out, but he can’t take it’. But when someone forgives
him and grants them mercy, Kirt becomes ruthelss and kills them
on the spot. And his love for woman stretches beyond any cad ever
known. He can also be very conceitive. And when a plan of his
fails, he cowers before Dragaunus, begging him over and over for
mercy.
Likes: Women, intercouse, killing, working for Dragaunus, swords,
spears, and appearing in battle in his formal attire. And while
he has his fascination with women, deep down, he still longs for
one woman only: Calandra Drakeler.
Hates: Duke, the Mighty Ducks, the Police, Klegghorn, people that
work on the side of good, annoying brats, and women who refuse
to sleep with him.
~Quotes Overheard~
Vous allez actuellement ma jouerchose, ma cheri(You are now my
plaything, my dear; translated from French)
Vous en user avec votre dressein, ma chouchou. Allez elle est tempsen s’eteindre. (You served your purpose, my pet. Now it is time to die; translated from French)
Yes, Lord Dragaunus. As you command.
I have a plan, my lord.
DIE, DUKE L’ORANGE!!!!
~Said of Him~
Dragaunus: Kirtland Quackson is my most loyal right-hand man.
With him on our side, the universe may be mine yet.
Wraith: At last; someone who appreciates my magical abilities.
Calandra: I HATE that man! Now you all know WHY I refused to
marry him!
Duke: If he lays another finger on Calandra, I won’t be held
responsible for my actions!!!<
Wildwing: We may have a challenge on our hands yet, everyone. Never let your guards down on this guy even for a SECOND.
~Songs of Him~
‘If You Want it Good, Girl(Get Yourself a Bad Boy)’
Backstreet Boys
‘Get Down’ Backstreet Boys
‘Discovery Channel’(I think that’s the title) Bloodhound
Gang
‘Shattered Dreams’ Jhonny Hates Jazz
‘You Oughta Know’ Alanis Morisette
‘You’re So Vain’ Alanis Morisette
‘Who Is It?’ Michael Jackson(How he felt when Calandra
left him for Duke)
‘Give Into Me’ Michael Jackson(His feelings towards
Calandra when he realized she never loved him)
‘Denying’ Spice Girls
‘Mr. Big Stuff’ Jean Knight
Character, Story, Ideas (C) To Calandra
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