Problems
with Potions
(Begin Encounters)
* DukeL`Orange gives Senile
a dirty look
Polonius> I could have just
opened the door..
DukeL`Orange> OUT!
Seline_TruFeather> NO!
* Polonius gets an evil look
on his face
Polonius> I think I got just
the thing for those two...
* DukeL`Orange growls at seline
"Do ya want me ta *put* ya out?"
* Seline_TruFeather crosses
her arms "Just *try* it."
* Seline_TruFeather keeps her
itching powder nearby incase..
* Polonius pulls out one of
those old fashioned perfume things with the pump
Polonius> hehehe,this'll
do it
Seline_TruFeather> uhhhhhhh....what's
he planning....I'm NOT going out there
* DukeL`Orange grabs Seline
by the arms and starts to shove her out
Seline_TruFeather> ACK!
DukeL`Orange> And ya still
can't dust me!
* Polonius puts a cord on the
end of the pump and slips the other end under the door
* Seline_TruFeather simply kicks
backwards at Duke
Seline_TruFeather> but I
can kick ya!
DukeL`Orange> Gaaah!!
Seline_TruFeather> uh oh.....I
DON'T think I wanna know what that is....
* DukeL`Orange drops her arms
DukeL`Orange> OUT!!!
Polonius> Try to take over
my house eh?well,this is out happens to people who give me checks
that bounce and bad checks
Polonius> bad credit cards
Polonius> Wait,what was I
doing again
* Polonius scratches his head
* Seline_TruFeather BOLTS to
a corner of the room
* Polonius pulls out a piece
of paper and begins to read it
Polonius> wake up,and then
get payment
Polonius> ahh,thats it
Seline_TruFeather> I'm NOT
going out there with that maniac!
Polonius> you still haven't
payed me
* DukeL`Orange follws giving
Seline the most evil looks he can come up with
DukeL`Orange> Yes...you...can...and....will..
* Seline_TruFeather gets her
itching powder sack out "Don't tempt me L`Orange...."
* DukeL`Orange still has a certain
little card
Seline_TruFeather> darn
* Seline_TruFeather puts the
sack away and ignites her saber
* Seline_TruFeather backs into
the corner and keeps her saber in front of her
Seline_TruFeather> I'm *not*
going back out there...
* DukeL`Orange shrugs and shoots
his grappling hook around Sel
Seline_TruFeather> ACK!
* Seline_TruFeather struggles
but falls to the ground, tied up
Seline_TruFeather> DUUUUUUUKE!!!!!
* DukeL`Orange grins and throws
Sel over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes
* Seline_TruFeather gives Duke
a look "you WOULDN"T"
Seline_TruFeather> hey!
* Polonius begins to pump the
bottle and a small mist comes out of the cord
Seline_TruFeather> uhhh......what's
that?
* DukeL`Orange opens his dorr
and walks out with Sel
* DukeL`Orange shrugs "I
dunno"
* Polonius looks at Duke and
Sel
Seline_TruFeather> ack!
Seline_TruFeather> leggo!
Seline_TruFeather> OFF!
* DukeL`Orange dumps the trussed
up Sel on the couch
* Polonius squirts them with
the bottle,laughs like an old crazy man and goes back to the couch
Seline_TruFeather> OW!
DukeL`Orange> Ack! HEy! What's
this?!
Seline_TruFeather> *coughs*
HEY! what is that stuff?!
Polonius> whos in the what
now?
Seline_TruFeather> WHAT IS
THAT STUFF YOU SPRAYED US WITH??!?!!
Polonius> what stuff?
Polonius> sprayed?
Seline_TruFeather> oh........that
would have been a BADBAD typo....I almost typed sprayed
without the r.......>
Seline_TruFeather> NO COMMENTS>
DukeL`Orange> oooh.....poor
Seli..>
Seline_TruFeather> THAT MIST!
DukeL`Orange> duke can't
get spayed...>
* Seline_TruFeather BAPS Duke>
DukeL`Orange> nnuetered maybe..>
Polonius> LOL>
Polonius> Mist?
Polonius> Foggy day?
Polonius> maybe the ice is
melting
Seline_TruFeather> don't
tempt me you evil Mallard...>
Seline_TruFeather> THAT STUFF
THAT CAME OUT OF THAT BOTTLE THAT YOU
SP*R*AYED US WITH!!!!
Polonius> Ohhhh
Polonius> You didn't want
to buy it anyway,so what does it matter?
Seline_TruFeather> IT MATTERS!
Seline_TruFeather> teeelllll
me....then I might just be interested in buying it...
DukeL`Orange> duke eeps and
runs..>
* Seline_TruFeather looks innocent>
Polonius> I need to get some
sleep now,my hands are starting to shake
Seline_TruFeather> POLONIUS!
Polonius> Where is he?!?
Polonius> I've got a few
scores to settle with him!
Seline_TruFeather> tell me
or I'll RIP your head off and use it for a HOCKEY puck!
Polonius> He sold me some
real junk to sell
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....YOUR
Polonius..
Polonius> That would be painfull
Polonius> No,I just liked
the name and figured I could sell easier with it
Seline_TruFeather> .....whatever....NOW
WHAT WAS THAT STUFF?!
Polonius> You expect me to
know everything I use?
Seline_TruFeather> .....YES!
Polonius> ummm...
* Polonius pulls out a warranty
Polonius> any damages sustained
by one of Polonius's,mine,product are thus unsubstantaional of
the
first group and all blame falls onto polonius due to the 5 sided
triangle
Polonius> uhhhh,wait,thats
not the right thign
* Seline_TruFeather hmmmms
Seline_TruFeather> Pol....ANSWER
THE QUESTION! I need to know what that stuff is...
Polonius> ummm,what was the
question?
Polonius> I get nervous on
tests
* DukeL`Orange yawns, unconcerned
* Seline_TruFeather growls "What
was that stuff you sprayed us with?"
* DukeL`Orange goes back to
his room and LOCKS the door
Seline_TruFeather> DUKE!
DON"T LEAVE ME HERE!
Polonius> What was I trying
to sell you before?
Seline_TruFeather> a vaccum
* DukeL`Orange whistles a vauge
tune and begins reading a magazine
Polonius> want to buy a vaccum?
Seline_TruFeather> NO!
Seline_TruFeather> JUST TELL
ME WHAT YOU SPRAYED ME AND DUKE WITH!
Polonius> I sprayed you with
a vaccum then
Seline_TruFeather> ...that's
impossible
Polonius> well,want to dig
through my bag,I have lots of stuff you can spray on someone
Seline_TruFeather> JUST CUT
ME FREE FROM THESE ROPES AND GIVE ME THE
BOTTLE THAT YOU SPRAYED US WITH!
Seline_TruFeather> I'll even
BUY that bottle....
Polonius> who do you want
to spray?
Seline_TruFeather> that doesn't
matter, just cut me free
Seline_TruFeather> ....before
I rip your head off and use it as a hocky puck...
* DukeL`Orange sticks his head
out of his door
Seline_TruFeather> DUKE!
HELP!
DukeL`Orange> How ya gonna
do that when yer all tied up?
Seline_TruFeather> when I
get FREE eventualy I'll do it
* DukeL`Orange points to the
empty cup of coffe and slowly shakes his head no
* Seline_TruFeather moans...
Seline_TruFeather> Duuuuuuuke....untie
me and I won't be even MORE evil then nescisary...
Polonius> I'll untie you
and give you the bottle
Seline_TruFeather> YES! THANK
YOU!
* Polonius goes over to Seline
and cuts the ropes
Polonius> now you can't hurt
me
Polonius> I've still got
the bottles
* Seline_TruFeather stands up
* DukeL`Orange slams his door
and LOCKS it
Seline_TruFeather> okayokay...I
WON'T hurt you...now where's that bottle?
* DukeL`Orange shoves his dresser
in from tof the door
* Polonius pulls out 6 bottles
and hands them to Metal
Seline_TruFeather> ..........*groans*
which one is it?
Polonius> That'll be $200,$600
if you break any of them
* DukeL`Orange remembers the
look on Seli's face and shoves his bed in front of it too
Polonius> Which one is what?
* Seline_TruFeather will MURDER
uke
Seline_TruFeather> which
one is the one you sprayed me and Duke with?
Polonius> I was dumb enough
to spray someone with those?
Seline_TruFeather> YES you
DID spray us with one of those!
Polonius> I feel sorry for
whoever got sprayed,I can't read the tags on the bottles anymore
Seline_TruFeather> .....ACKACKACKACK!
what HAPPENS to the person who gets sprayed?
Polonius> whatever happens,its
temporary
* Seline_TruFeather groans....
Seline_TruFeather> do ALL
the bottles look exactly alike?>
Polonius> pretty much>
* Seline_TruFeather groans again>
* Seline_TruFeather calmly grabs
Pol by the shirt collar and lifts him up off the ground a bit
"deadly
calm voice> Find the one you sprayed us with or I'll kill you."
Polonius> I sprayed someone
with those?
Seline_TruFeather> YES YOU
DID
Seline_TruFeather> you sprayed
BOTH me and Duke!
Polonius> wow,I feel sorry
for whoever got sprayed...
Seline_TruFeather> WHY?!
Seline_TruFeather> what does
it do?!
Polonius> any of them can
do whatever the tag says
DukeL`Orange> yeah..I can't
take the suspense anymore..>
Seline_TruFeather> point
out which bottle is the one you used to spray me and L`Orange
5min ago
Polonius> you and who?
Seline_TruFeather> DUke L`Orange
Seline_TruFeather> !
Polonius> who's that?
Seline_TruFeather> THAT"S
THE GRAYING GEEZER YOU SAW FIVE MINUTES AGO!
Seline_TruFeather> you know....maroon
suit...gray feathers with a white streak in the hair....gold
saber
Polonius> Ooooooh Yea,he
still owes me rent
Seline_TruFeather> soooo....WHAT
DI YOU SPRAY ME AND DUKE WITH?! Point to the
bottle!
* Polonius just points at a
bottle
Seline_TruFeather> THANk
you
* Seline_TruFeather lets him
drop and walks over, picking up the bottle and looking at the
tag
Polonius> for what?
Seline_TruFeather> .....for
pointing out which bottle you sprayed me and Duke with.....
* Seline_TruFeather SCREAMS
and falls over in a faint
Polonius> Do I get my rent
now/
Polonius> ?
* DukeL`Orange is in his room
pinning for sel GGGG>
Seline_TruFeather> pinning?
OUCH!G>>
Polonius> pinning?>
DukeL`Orange> uhh pining..i'm
not sure how it's spelle>
Seline_TruFeather> pining
I think>
Polonius> what does it mean?>
DukeL`Orange> ummm...mooning
over?>
* Seline_TruFeather baps Duke>
Polonius> LMAO!>
DukeL`Orange> NOT LIKE THAT!>
Polonius> ohhhh>
Seline_TruFeather> that came
out baaaaaad Duke....>
* Seline_TruFeather comes too
after a few min
Seline_TruFeather> I am going
to kill you......
Seline_TruFeather> how COULD
you??!!
Polonius> Hey There,I can
sell you some Ice
Polonius> its better then
the Hollow ice here
Polonius> Who could do what
now?
Seline_TruFeather> I WILL
MURDER YOU!
Polonius> Who?
* Seline_TruFeather tackles
Pol and BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPS him
Seline_TruFeather> YOU!
Polonius> ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polonius> that...hurt...
Seline_TruFeather> GOOD!
Polonius> What I do?!?
* Seline_TruFeather keeps bapping
DukeL`Orange> gee...is D
*that* bad? GGG>>
Seline_TruFeather> how DARE
you spray me and DUke with that!
Seline_TruFeather> HRMF!;)
well she DOES like WW remember....man this is gonna be WEIRD>
Polonius> what I spray wtih
who?
DukeL`Orange> uhhh...who's
tellin WW...not meeeee!!!>
* Seline_TruFeather groans...."You
sprayed me and Duke with love potion you MORON!!!!!!"
* Seline_TruFeather GROANS.....this
WILL be interesting...>
Polonius> Well,I have no
recollection of that event,so I take no blame and do not honor
the
warranty
Polonius> wait a sec,you
used the love potion?
Seline_TruFeather> YOU DID!
* Seline_TruFeather is near
the breaking point..
Polonius> Well,I'm going
to have to charge you if its been applied to you
Polonius> bad enough no one
pays rent around here
Seline_TruFeather> CHARGE
YERSELF! YOU sprayed us with it!
Polonius> Are you currently
using my product?
Polonius> the answer is yes
Seline_TruFeather> AGAINST
ME WILL!
Polonius> thus you owe me
for it,and Duke too
* Seline_TruFeather moans....I
GIVE UP!
Polonius> Want to buy something?
Seline_TruFeather> Do you
have an anti-dote to that potion?
* Seline_TruFeather smacks that
- outta there
Polonius> your an Anti-Dote?
Polonius> I'm a Pro-Dote
Polonius> Dote in 2000!!!
DukeL`Orange> oh help me...>
Seline_TruFeather> GIVE ME
THE ANTIDOTE TO THE POTION!!!!!
DukeL`Orange> wait...take
that back...help HIM!>
* Seline_TruFeather is laughing
insanely...>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL!>
Polonius> Why would I need
an Antidote?
Seline_TruFeather> *I* NEED
IT!
* DukeL`Orange comes out of
his room smiling "Hiiii Sel...."
* Seline_TruFeather looks at
Duke
Polonius> its temporary,no
need for an antidote
Seline_TruFeather> uhm.....Hi
Duke
Seline_TruFeather> HOW temporary?
Polonius> whenever it wears
off
* Seline_TruFeather whimpers
* DukeL`Orange got just a tad
more potion than Seli did
Seline_TruFeather> uhm...I
don't suppose I could have my saber back could I?
Polonius> I could sell you
a star wars saber
* DukeL`Orange grins "You'll
have to come into my room to get it..."
Seline_TruFeather> *my* saber
Pol...the blue one
Polonius> I can paint it
blue
* Seline_TruFeather uhms...
* Seline_TruFeather SMACKS Pol
over the head
Seline_TruFeather> shut up
Polonius> ack
* Seline_TruFeather thinks for
a moment...
* Seline_TruFeather looks over
at Duke
* DukeL`Orange walks over to
Seline "Yeeeesss?"
Seline_TruFeather> I *have*
too? /me is partial to her saber...
* DukeL`Orange grins and starts
to lead Sel to is room
* Seline_TruFeather uhms....................
* Seline_TruFeather flinchs
and decides it's the onyl way to get her saber back and follows
Seline_TruFeather> for my
saber and nothing else.....
* DukeL`Orange darns
* Seline_TruFeather laughs>
* Seline_TruFeather pokes around
in the corner she had been in until she locates the saber,
re-strapping it to her arm band
* Polonius goes over to the
couch and lies down for a little bit before digging through his
bag
* DukeL`Orange grins and closes
his door and stands in front of it
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow at Duke "uhm.....you wanted me *out* of here earlier..."
* Seline_TruFeather has about
20min left>
DukeL`Orange> Well...dat
was earlier..
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow slightly
*** Karai_Heartfeathers (ISHTARJMD@174-134-29.ipt.aol.com)
has joined #mighty_ducks
Polonius> Hi Karioke
* Seline_TruFeather starts to
edge away from Duke a bit
DukeL`Orange> Karaoke ans
Senile... GG>
Seline_TruFeather> I'm not
Senile...
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....you
can open the door now Duke..
* Karai_Heartfeathers blinks
and wonders what she walked in on in the first place.
Seline_TruFeather> Duke L`Orange
let me outta here this INSTANT....
DukeL`Orange> the only thing
popping in my head is "Oh no my little turtle dove GGG>>
* Karai_Heartfeathers hears
Seline's voice in DUke's room and hmmms...
Karai_Heartfeathers> Now
what are they arguing about?
Karai_Heartfeathers> LOL!>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL>
Polonius> I belive he willn't
give her her saber back
* Seline_TruFeather ALREADY
got her saber back...
* DukeL`Orange comes and puts
his arms around Sel "Why? It's nice in here.."
* Karai_Heartfeathers sighs
and goes to knock on the door...
* Seline_TruFeather starts to
look worried and pulls back a bit "I need, uhm...to get out"
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke
give her back her saber.
* Karai_Heartfeathers rolls
her eyes then decides to go get food.
Seline_TruFeather> I, uh,
already got it back Karai....could use some help tho
* Karai_Heartfeathers pauses...
Karai_Heartfeathers> Why?
Seline_TruFeather> JUST CAUSE!
Karai_Heartfeathers> OKay....
* Karai_Heartfeathers tries
to open the door and finds it locked..
Karai_Heartfeathers> Umm..Is
it seomthing you can't handle Seline?
Polonius> I've got the Key
Seline_TruFeather> you could
say that....
Polonius> but someone has
to pay me rent before I give it out
* Seline_TruFeather ;s voice
has a worried tone
Karai_Heartfeathers> I'll
go find Kin.
* Karai_Heartfeathers runs off
to locate Duke's little sister.
* Kintarae runs up the door
then pounds on it..
Kintarae> Duke?! What are
you doing to Seline?!
Seline_TruFeather> Don;t
ask Kin....Just git me outta here!
DukeL`Orange> Go way! Can't
ya see I'm tryin ta have a moment in here?!
Seline_TruFeather> HELP KIN!
Kintarae> A moment?! Oh crap.
* Kintarae hurridly begins to
pick the lock...
* Seline_TruFeather starts to
edge towards the door
Kintarae> Glaad I brought
my thieving gear...
DukeL`Orange> LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
And I thought Seli got sprayed too...Hey...maybe she *did*
get spayed instead..>
Kintarae> LOL!!!>
* Seline_TruFeather SMACKS Duke!!!!!!>
Seline_TruFeather> I didn't
get as much because I could hardly breath it anyway I was yelling
to
much...>
* Kintarae finishes and opens
the door...
Kintarae> Duke what the hell
is going on in here?!
* Seline_TruFeather tries to
run around Duke and bolt out the door
* Kintarae stands aside so Seli
can run away.
DukeL`Orange> Kin!
DukeL`Orange> Do I mess wit
*your* love life?
Seline_TruFeather> love life?
HELP ME KINTARAE!!!
Kintarae> LOVE LIFE?!
Polonius> aww,so cute
* Kintarae walks over and baps
DUke with her saber..
DukeL`Orange> Ow...HEY!
Seline_TruFeather> thankyou
Kintarae> Get a clue bro...she
ain't interested.
Kintarae> Now be a gentleman
and leave her alone.
Seline_TruFeather> Kin...it's,
uh, because Pol sprayed us with love potion.....Duke got more
of it
then me
DukeL`Orange> I realized
::checks his watch:: since about 15 minutes ago, how much I loved
Sel
GGG>
Kintarae> Oy,...
* Seline_TruFeather whimpers..
Polonius> I prefer this much
more to their never ending arguements
* Kintarae grips her brother
by his beak and pulls him away from Seline..
Kintarae> Run Seli.
* Seline_TruFeather BOLTS and
runs
Polonius> that stuff might
be usefull,anyone got any more?
* Seline_TruFeather FLATTENS
Pol on her way out
* Kintarae glares at Pol.
Kintarae> You had better
have an antidote for that.
* DukeL`Orange stands there
and loks after Seline longingly...
Polonius> Ack!
Seline_TruFeather> help...me....
Polonius> Antidote,why would
I need an Antidote?
* Kintarae smacks her brother
a couple of times..
Kintarae> Duke snap out of
it!
* Seline_TruFeather hides behind
the nearest cover
Kintarae> yells> Seline!
Go get wildwing to protect you!
* Seline_TruFeather nodnodnodnodnods
DukeL`Orange> ack! Ouch!
Polonius> Antidotes aren't
needed,it wears off after a while
DukeL`Orange> Wildwing?
DukeL`Orange> WILDWING?!
Kintarae> yes bro. WildWing
will protect her from you.
Kintarae> logging.>
DukeL`Orange> I'd better
NOT catch him messin aroun' wit MY Seline..
* Seline_TruFeather calmly runs
to WW's room and locks the door behind her
Seline_TruFeather> man this
is gonna be INTERESTING...Bye all!>
Seline_TruFeather> Sayonara!
BBS>
Kintarae> Uhhhh...I think
she'd rather be HIS Seline.
Kintarae> Okay!>
* DukeL`Orange 's face falls
***Start session 2...when I
got back an hour later:P***
* `WildWing looks at Seline
curiouslym wondering why she is in his room.
Seline_TruFeather> as what?
an idea?G>>
DukeL`Orange> You're marryin
Falcone!?
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at Duke..startled.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Yes.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Didn't
you know that?
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....I
know what your thinking and the answer is I'm hiding, don't ask
why....
DukeL`Orange> Dontcha know
anything 'bout him?
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke?!
An idea?! CALL CNN! ;)>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
* Karai_Heartfeathers nods.
Karai_Heartfeathers> I know
quite a bit about him.
DukeL`Orange> /me will slowly
kill both of you...as soon as I hunt you down..>
Karai_Heartfeathers> You
do that sweety.>
Seline_TruFeather> /me grins
and looks innocent>
`WildWing> uhhh...I'm afraid
I need to know why or I will have to ask you to leave.
`WildWing> If Dive or one
of the others got wind of you being in here...we'd never here
the end of
it.
DukeL`Orange> Well...I could
mybe hunt Sel down...you live to far away...>
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at Duke curiously.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Why
do you seem so upset about that?
* Seline_TruFeather flinchs
"okayokay! THAT idea is to scary to imagine....*sigh* happened
when
Pol and Duke and I started arguing.....well.....*looks OBVIOUSLY
un comfortible* Polon sprayed
me and Duke with *makes a face* love potion and I'm hiding from
Duke for atLEAST a week now"
DukeL`Orange> You know what
he tried ta do?! I was dis close ta becming a duck-patty..
Karai_Heartfeathers> Yes
I know that....I also know that he is no longer like that.
* `WildWing tries not to burst
out laughing..
* `WildWing coughs instead.
`WildWing> I see.
* Seline_TruFeather grumbles...
DukeL`Orange> Yeah, well
he's fooled me a couple of times ya know..
* Nosedive runs up to WW's door
and knocks
Karai_Heartfeathers> You
cannot fool someone who has been in your mind.
Nosedive> Yo! Big Bro! You
in there?!
* `WildWing fights to keep from
grinning.
* Seline_TruFeather goes stiff
as a board
`WildWing> Yeah Dive. I'm
in here.
`WildWing> Well do you know
if Pol has an antidote Seline?
Nosedive> Lemmee in! We gotta
talk...
`WildWing> All right.
* Nosedive puts his ear to the
door
`WildWing unlocks his door.
Seline_TruFeather> he doesn't
I don't think or doesn't *know* what the antidote IS
Seline_TruFeather> uhhh..............
* `WildWing opens it..
Seline_TruFeather> you *sure*
that's good idea?
`WildWing> No choice.
* Nosedive falls into the room
as the door opens
* `WildWing looks at his bro.
* Seline_TruFeather acks and
jumps aside
`WildWing> Eavesdropping
baby bro?
* Nosedive looks up from his
spot on the floor
Seline_TruFeather> WHAT were
you doing?
* Seline_TruFeather glares down
evilly at Dive'
Karai_Heartfeathers> I have
been in Fal's mind. I know he is no longer the way he was.
Nosedive> OOOOoohhhhh....
Nosedive> Wildwing you stud!!
Seline_TruFeather> .....I
DON'T like it when he does that...
Nosedive> You coulda told
me you were busy!
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow at Dive "Speak clearly, then I'll murder you, then I'll
hide again"
* DukeL`Orange raises a brow
"Yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.."
* `WildWing blinks and blushes..
* Seline_TruFeather is trying
extremely hard not to turn into a cherry
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke
has he done anything lately to give you cause to distrust him.
Nosedive> Whahoo!!! Wait'll
Duke hears about this!!
`WildWing> We were merely
talking Dive.
Seline_TruFeather> ACK! NO!
NOT *NOW* DIVE!
* Nosedive gives WW a knowing
look "Uh huh..."
* `WildWing is glad he is wearing
the mask.
`WildWing> What is it you
wanted to talk about?
* Nosedive takes off looking
for Duke
Nosedive> NM Now Big Bro...this
is MUCH better...
* Seline_TruFeather groans........."Okay...it's
official...MY DIGNITY HAS *DIED*"
Nosedive> Oh DUUUUUUUKE!!!
* Seline_TruFeather hides.....
* `WildWing shakes his head.
`WildWing> You and I both
are never gonna live it down.
* Nosedive busts into the kitchen
Seline_TruFeather> you got
*that* right....
Nosedive> Yo guess what you
two!!?
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at Dive startled..
Karai_Heartfeathers> What?
Nosedive> Sel and WW are
in WW's room Alooooooone....
DukeL`Orange> What?!
Karai_Heartfeathers> Oh.
That's because she was hiding from Duke.
* Seline_TruFeather thinks Dive
should be GLAD she isn;t there...he wouldn';t live very long
Karai_Heartfeathers> Oh no.
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
remembers something......
* DukeL`Orange gets up and starts
for WW's room
`WildWing> How badly was
Duke affected by the potion?
Seline_TruFeather> uhhhh......I
think we BOTH better hide now
Seline_TruFeather> BAD
* Karai_Heartfeathers grabs
Duke's arm.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke.
Calm down.
Nosedive> Yo! Dukester...what's
up?
`WildWing> Hmmm....
`WildWing> Not good.
* DukeL`Orange looks at Karai
"Calm down?!"
Seline_TruFeather> very not
good...more like *disastoris*
Karai_Heartfeathers> Pol
sprayed DUke and Seli with a love potion..Duke seems to be most
affected...and thinks he's in love with Seli.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Yes
Calm down.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Seli
doesn't love you Duke. Leave her alone.
Nosedive> Duke? And the Itchy-Duck
-girl? LOLOLOLOL!!!
* Karai_Heartfeathers glares
at Dive.
DukeL`Orange> Yeah..bu-
Karai_Heartfeathers> Shut
up you annoying pest.
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at Duke.
Karai_Heartfeathers> But
what?
* Nosedive makes a face at Karai
"I don't have to, your not any older that me
Karai_Heartfeathers> Actually
boy I am twenty two.
`WildWing> We'll have to
deal with that when the time comes..
DukeL`Orange> Well, she's
in there ::imitates Dive:: Aloooone...
`WildWing> Do you have any
Idea what was in the potion?
Seline_TruFeather> nope...that
crazy salesmen still has it
* `WildWing sighs.
Seline_TruFeather> and I
do mean crazy....
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke
it doesn't matter if she is or not. Sit down and finish your soup.
* DukeL`Orange grumbles but
sits down
* Seline_TruFeather pricks her
head forward to listen for a moment, then sighs in relief when
not
hearing Duke or Dive
`WildWing> Next time you
see that salesman I want to talk to him.
Seline_TruFeather> You and
me both.....you talk tohim first...then I'll mangle him....
* `WildWing does NOT look happy.
* DukeL`Orange throws his spoon
back in his bowl
Karai_Heartfeathers> ANd
think of this too Duke. WW wouldn't have let Dive in if they had
been
doing something.
DukeL`Orange> That's it...I
can't just sit here!
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at him coldly.
Karai_Heartfeathers> You
had better.
* Nosedive gives KArai a look
and stands up "Since when did you get all uppity..."
Karai_Heartfeathers> Since
I have had the need to.
* Karai_Heartfeathers watches
Duke.
Nosedive> Yeah well ...whatever
Karai_Heartfeathers> I don't
like being upptiy but I feel a need for it now.
* DukeL`Orange leaves the kitchen
fingering his saber
* Karai_Heartfeathers hopes
WildWing and Seline can handle this.
* Karai_Heartfeathers resumes
eating her soup.
Nosedive> Uh wha- DUke!!
* Nosedive chases after him
* Seline_TruFeather uhms....
`WildWing> Did any of the
potion spill onto the floor?
Seline_TruFeather> no, it
was more like a spray then anything
`WildWing> If so we can have
Tanya analyze it...and maybe make an antidote.
* DukeL`Orange storms up to
WW's door "Alright WW, I know yer in there wit her!!"
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
jumps
Seline_TruFeather> okay...since
when do YOU sound like a cop Duke?
* Seline_TruFeather gives Duke
a frosty GLARE
* `WildWing looks at Duke in
surprise.
`WildWing> Oh good. How much
of that potion did you inhale?
* `WildWing looks at him curiously.
DukeL`Orange> What?! Don't
change the subject...Just stay away from Seline..
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow and fluffs her feathers up indignantly
Seline_TruFeather> HUH?
`WildWing> Pardon?
* `WildWing raises an eyebrow.
* Karai_Heartfeathers sighs
and begins cleaning up the dishes.
* Nosedive comes flying into
WW's room skidding into Duke
* `WildWing blinks.
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow "oh GREAT...both representitives from the shallow end
of the
gene pool are here...":
DukeL`Orange> Dive!
Seline_TruFeather> ....I'm
gonna get hit for saying that...
Nosedive> Hey!
* Nosedive goes for his watergun
Seline_TruFeather> ACK!
* `WildWing shoots Seline a
look then turns his attention to Duke and Dive.
`WildWing> Dive! Don't!
* Nosedive blasts Seline with
the watergun
Seline_TruFeather> GAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DukeL`Orange> Accck!!
Seline_TruFeather> NOSEDIIIIIIVE!!!!!
* DukeL`Orange ignites his saber
and chops ND's watergun in half
* Seline_TruFeather wrings her
hair dry and considers MURDERING Dive
* `WildWing steps behind the
door and decides to let Seline deal with Dive.
Seline_TruFeather> that...did
it....
* Polonius wakes up from the
couch
Polonius> Hey,I've got something
for sale,anyone intrested?
* DukeL`Orange grabs Nosedive
from behind
Nosedive> Gaahhh Duke!! Let
go!
* `WildWing steps out from behind
the door and checks to see what's going on..
`WildWing> Duke! Let go of
Dive!
Polonius> hmmmmmm
Nosedive> You're supposed
to be on my side!
Polonius> any takers?
* DukeL`Orange shoots WW a look
"He attacked Seline...
`WildWing> he shot her with
water Duke.
Polonius> hmmmmm,not having
the effect I hoped for...
`WildWing> No one was hurt
now let him go.
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....YOU'VE
attacked me Duke.....being attacked is a regular to me...
Polonius> Hey WeirdWing,want
to purchase something I just found?
`WildWing> Wierd Wing?
* Seline_TruFeather glares at
Pol
* DukeL`Orange shoves Dive forward
and lets him go
* `WildWing shoots a LOOK at
Pol.
Nosedive> Ow...
Seline_TruFeather> hey...he
calls me Senile and Metal....and Duke is LeoOrangeG>
`WildWing> I think we have
had enough trouble from you already.
* Nosedive rubs his arms where
Duke was holding them
* `WildWing looks at Dive..
`WildWing> You okay bro?
Polonius> yea,but this is
what I do
Polonius> I need to make
some money
Polonius> you think I'm stupid
enough NOT to carry an antidote?
* Nosedive shoots Duke a betrayed
glance "Yeah..I'm fine"
Seline_TruFeather> shut...up....before...I...mangle...you...Polon....
`WildWing> How much is the
antidote?
`WildWing> Good.
Polonius> I'm the best salesmen
there is,and this is why
Polonius> $500
* Seline_TruFeather gaks!
`WildWing> WHAT?!
`WildWing> $500?!
Polonius> you've got to pay
upfront
Seline_TruFeather> EXCUSE
me...but you were going to sell SIX bottles for 200 earlier! I
think it
was 200>
Polonius> I could always
just throw you out of my house,you owe me even more
Seline_TruFeather> or maybe
it was 500...I dunno
Polonius> Yes,but now the
price has been inflated
Polonius> since the demand
is greater
Seline_TruFeather> FOR THE
LAST TIME, this is OUR place not yours!
* `WildWing gahs..
Polonius> I'm not going to
take that excuse for much longer...
Polonius> you want it,or
can I go back to sleep?
Seline_TruFeather> how about
THIS offer Pol....
`WildWing> And where exactly
are we supposed to get $500?
* `WildWing glares at Pol.
Polonius> What are you talking
about
Polonius> your a hockey team
Nosedive> gee....they play
for the NHL>
Seline_TruFeather> I won't
RIP your head off and use it as a hocky puck if you just give
us the
antidote now...
Polonius> one of the most
popular around
Polonius> 500 is like nothing
Polonius> you make that much
at LEAST in alchol sales
* `WildWing likes Seline's idea
Polonius> lets see
Polonius> you rip my head
off
Seline_TruFeather> yup...
Polonius> and dig through
my bag
Polonius> and since I have
about 20 bottles and such inside,which you willn't know what does
what,god knows what'll happen
Polonius> plus,its not that
good to cross potions
* Seline_TruFeather flinchs
Seline_TruFeather> well....those
bottles ARE marked...
Polonius> 20 bottles,some
of them have gone bad over the course of time
Seline_TruFeather> that does
it....where;s my saber...I have officialy lost my temper now.....
* Nosedive picks up the remains
of his water gun and stalks back to his rooom
Polonius> $500 is nothing
Seline_TruFeather> it's highway
robbery!
Polonius> Well,lets put it
this way
Polonius> you get to keep
it
`WildWing> Look. We don't
carry $500 around with us like pocket change.
Polonius> So give me some
form of down payment
* DukeL`Orange leans against
the wall giving WW dirty "I'm gonna get you" looks...
Seline_TruFeather> I have
a *great* idea....let's just put Duke in a straight jacket for
a week!
Polonius> I could always
use a new set of goalie equipment
* DukeL`Orange keeps his saber
ignited and glares at EVERYONE
`WildWing> How long do you
think that would last Seline?
* `WildWing glares at Pol.
Seline_TruFeather> uhh.....*looks
at the saber* now that ya mention it...not very long
`WildWing> except his beloved
Seli? ;) I'm gonna get it for that.>
Polonius> your an NHL team,you
don't have any spare equipment around,you gotta be kidding...
DukeL`Orange> Yeah...I'd
be outa that thing in two seconds...
* Seline_TruFeather ACKS!>
* Seline_TruFeather grumbles....
`WildWing> Just give us the
antidote Polonius..
* Calista_Acarya follows the
sign of commotion and pokes her head into WW"s room
Polonius> yea,I'm just going
to donate the antidote for you,that way I'm out 25 Bucks
Calista_Acarya> Whoa?! Is
this a party? Or did I miss something?
* Seline_TruFeather looks up
"uhhh...Welcome to Chaos central Cali"
Seline_TruFeather> 25?!?!
`WildWing> It cost you $25
and you are charging 500?!
Polonius> uhhhhh
* DukeL`Orange flicks a glance
t Cali and then looks lovingly at Seline
Polonius> did I say 25,I
meant 400
`WildWing> Polonius sprayed
Duke and Seli with love potion and Duke's in love with Seli.
* Calista_Acarya 's beak drops
* Seline_TruFeather grabs Pol
by the collar and lifts him up "I am rapidly losing my TEMPER
you
little weasel.....speak the truth and speak it FAST"
Calista_Acarya> Uh well..I-
* Calista_Acarya looks very
disturbed and leaves the room
Polonius> What was I doing?
* `WildWing blinks...
Polonius> I forgot...
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
watchs Cali go for a moment "oh......damn forgot about
that......*sighs*"
`WildWing> Seline calm down.
That won't help anything.
* Seline_TruFeather turns back
to Pol, then sets him down, growling
Seline_TruFeather> you FORGOT?
what is this? I think you should go buy YOURSELF a new
brain...
* Karai_Heartfeathers walks
out in the hall and sees Cali leaving the room....
Karai_Heartfeathers> Cali?
Are you okay?
Calista_Acarya changes topic
to "Welcome to #Mighty_Ducks! The official chan for Mighty
Ducks
"It's love triangle week here on the chan" (the animated
series). Official page is at
http://fly.to/mighty_ducks email is mighty_ducks@ducksfan.com
...Now C-serv.....KEEP THE
DERNED TOPIC FER ONCE!!!!!!!! ;) *squeaky voice* We now return
you to your regulary
scheduled chan"
Polonius> Sure,it costs 500
for a new brain,and I'll donate the bottle to you'se
`WildWing reaches over and clamps
Seline's beak shut.
`WildWing> You aren't helping
Seline.
Seline_TruFeather> mmmpphhh!
* Calista_Acarya looks at Karai
::shakily:: "I'm fine"
* Polonius looks around
Karai_Heartfeathers> You
don't sound fine...what's the matter?
Polonius> okay,I'll do you
this favor,but you don't ask me to leave your house,and I willn't
ask you
to leave mine
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow slightly
Polonius> That good?
Calista_Acarya> There's noth-
::remembers something:: Oh wait Karai, I meant to lend you some
clothes
Polonius> if we have a deal,I'll
clean up this mess
* Karai_Heartfeathers blinks...
Polonius> and someone or
something would have learned a lesson,instead of me being broke
still
* DukeL`Orange waves his saber
at Pol threatenly
* Polonius mumbles
DukeL`Orange> You just keep
yourself and yer strangeness away from me
Karai_Heartfeathers> Um..THank
you. but naren brought me my clothing from puckworld...
Polonius> come here Duke,I've
got a pic of Sel you might be intrested in
Calista_Acarya> Oh ::shrugs::
NM then
Seline_TruFeather> MMPHHH!!!!!!!!
NO!
DukeL`Orange> Huh?
* `WildWing looks at the others...Well?
DukeL`Orange> How did *you*
get a pic of her?!
* Seline_TruFeather nods..
* `WildWing lets go of seline's
beak.
* Seline_TruFeather DOESn"T
wanna know
* DukeL`Orange goes at Pol with
Evil intent
Polonius> you don't need
to know...
* Seline_TruFeather rubs her
beak then glares at Duke and Pol
Seline_TruFeather> *I* WANT
TO KNOW!!!!!!!!1
* Polonius pulls out a bottle
from his bag and squirts Duke quickly with it
* Calista_Acarya goes into her
room and locks her door
Polonius> there ya go,now
you better hold up your part of the baragin
Seline_TruFeather> uh oh....not
*another* bottle
Polonius> youth and impatience,oy
vey...
Polonius> It was a TRICK,had
to get him close enough to squirt
Seline_TruFeather> ohh...THANK
YOU pol!
Polonius> Thanks for what?
* DukeL`Orange accks and tries
to rub the liquid off
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....I
*presume* that is the antidote?
* DukeL`Orange stops like he's
trying to remeber something and looks over at Seli
Polonius> yep,it should be
Polonius> So,anyone intrested
in some of this love potion,as you can see it is quite effective
* Seline_TruFeather looks over
at Duke "uhh......is that *you* Duke?"
* Seline_TruFeather HITS Pol
in the head
Polonius> ack!
* DukeL`Orange grins at Seline
Seline_TruFeather> YUP....he's
normal...he's grinning...
Polonius> it does wonders
for empty mailboxes around Valentines day
* Karai walks in..
Karai> He's normal?
Seline_TruFeather> Pol....GET
OUTTA HERE BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karai> Good..then he can
go talk to Cali.
Polonius> Any takers?
Seline_TruFeather> well...he's
*never* normal;)
Polonius> HEY!!!
Polonius> We Had a DEAL!!!
Seline_TruFeather> yup....
Polonius> I didn't ask for
rent,you didn't bug me to leave
Polonius> and,if I go back,they'll
make me go back to the Home
DukeL`Orange> Normal?
Polonius> It was boring there
Seline_TruFeather> didn't
say I couldn't threaten you could I?
Polonius> They wouldn't let
me play with any of my toys
Polonius> and they wouldn't
let me sell
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow
* `Dukester gives Seline a lovestruck
look
* Seline_TruFeather SCREAMS!!!!!!!!
Seline_TruFeather> Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Polonius> wow,if the antidote
doesn't work...
* `WildWing gahs! And covers
his ears.
* `Dukester stops and busts
up laghing
* Polonius pulls out a book
and starts reading it
Polonius> its either a prank
or.....
* Seline_TruFeather 's beak
drops open....
Seline_TruFeather> you.....you.....DUKE
YOU ARE DISPEICIBLE!
* `Dukester walks out of the
room laughing
* `WildWing glares at Duke.
* Seline_TruFeather ARRGHHHSS
`Dukester> Oh..LOL DAT was
good!
`WildWing> Thanks...Now I'm
deaf.
Seline_TruFeather> That wasn't
funny Duke L`Orange!!!!!
Seline_TruFeather> oh....uh....sooooorry.
Polonius> So,I was working
in Acme Salesman,and they tell me to take 2 steps forward
Polonius> I stand there,They
start cursing
* Seline_TruFeather starts edging
away from Pol
* `Dukester stops, he's laughing
too hard to walk
Polonius> took a step to
the left
Seline_TruFeather> let me
help you there Duke......
* Seline_TruFeather grins EVIL
like
Polonius> went down a weird
twister
`Dukester> Uhhh..
Polonius> actually,I almost
got stuck on the twister
* Seline_TruFeather takes out
her itching powder and SMACKS Duke over the head with it
* Karai_Heartfeathers grabs
Pol by the neck and pulls him out of WW's room....
* `Dukester sobers and starts
edging away
`Dukester> ACCK!!!
Karai_Heartfeathers> Come
on you little nuiscance.
* Seline_TruFeather looks pleased
with herself...
`Dukester> Who me?!
* `WildWing sighs...
* `Dukester glares at Seli
`WildWing> Things are back
to normal..
* Seline_TruFeather laughs "no,
you're a BIG nuicsense:
Seline_TruFeather> yup....regular
insanity is bacl;)
Polonius> and then there
was a witch there,and a dog,and a duck that looks like you guys,and
a
cow,and a flock of geese and a....
Polonius> oh yea oh yea
Seline_TruFeather> will somebody
GAG him?
* `Dukester throws an arms around
WW's shoulder's "Yup, isn't it great?" GG>
Polonius> Then I slipped
through the bottom,and was at the wrong end of a glass of milk
Polonius> and BOOM,theres
no ice
* `WildWing rolls his eyes...
Polonius> and the twister
went round and round and round
* Seline_TruFeather covers her
ears...
Polonius> you ever been on
one of those rides
`Dukester> Oh please....someone
shut this weirdo up..
Polonius> and then take a
sword,I parried and thrust and run him through
* Karai_Heartfeathers hauls
Pol to the room that was used to breifly contain Shiekh and kicks
him in
there.
* Seline_TruFeather applauds
Polonius> Hey!!!
Karai_Heartfeathers activates
the energy field and hopes it will drown out his noise.
Polonius> I helped you!!!
Polonius> give a guy a break!
Seline_TruFeather> there
we go...
`Dukester LAUGHS!
Seline_TruFeather> NOW we're
back to normal...
Karai_Heartfeathers> We said
that we wouldn't kick you out..but we never said that we would
let
you run free either.
* Polonius starts banging on
the side of the door
* Seline_TruFeather laughs!
* `WildWing applauds.
* Karai_Heartfeathers bows and
grins.
* Seline_TruFeather chuckles...
* Polonius goes to sleep
Seline_TruFeather> eesh,
that guy sleeps more then the *other* old guy around here...
* Seline_TruFeather grins "I'm
gonna get bapped for that..."
* Karai_Heartfeathers walks
over to Duke and tells him that Cali seemed very upset over the
love
potion bit. Then turns and goes back to the kitchen.
* `Dukester BAPS Seli
* `WildWing sighs, knowing the
wars are about to resume and goes back to what he was doing
before Seline dashed into his room.
Seline_TruFeather> owwww!!!!!
* `Dukester goes to talk to
Cali...and Dive
* Seline_TruFeather covers her
head but grins anyway
Seline_TruFeather> that was
gooood....
* Seline_TruFeather blinks,
realizing that almost everybody has left and turns to head out
herself
`WildWing> hey Seline.
`Dukester> ooooo>
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
turns back around
Seline_TruFeather> yes?
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`Dukester> O_O>
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Seline_TruFeather> what are
you "ooo-ing" about?;)>
Seline_TruFeather> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
`Dukester> awww...dang..you
were so close seli ;)>
Seline_TruFeather> DIE EVIL
PEER!>
Polonius> HUH?>
Seline_TruFeather> THAT WAS
*AWFUL* TIMING!>
`Dukester> LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!>
Seline_TruFeather BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPS
Peer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
`Dukester> oh mi....I can't
stop laughing!!!>
Polonius> what?>
`Dukester> HELPHELPHELPHELP!!!!>
Seline_TruFeather> EVIL!
EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!>
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Seline_TruFeather> WB!!>
Karai_Heartfeathers [ISHTARJMD@202-156-47.ipt.aol.com]
has joined #Mighty_Ducks
Seline_TruFeather> WB>
Karai_Heartfeathers> Thanks>
`WildWing> what she said:)>
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
turns back around
Seline_TruFeather> yes?
Seline_TruFeather> I want
to hear no peanut gallery comments....that includs you Duke;)>
Polonius> you forgot the
person most likely to comment...>
* `WildWing takes a deep breath
then says in a rush "Youwannagoseeamoviesometime?"
`Dukester> awwww..>
`WildWing> That includes
you Pol>
Seline_TruFeather blinks, eyes
going wide for a moment. Then smiles faintly "Sure!"
Polonius> awwwwwww,soooo
kyooot>
Seline_TruFeather HITS Pol>
* Karai_Heartfeathers nods,
smiling a little.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Gah!
Wrong window! NO COMMENTS!>
Seline_TruFeather> LOLOLOLOLOLOL>
* `WildWing nods, smiling a
little.
`WildWing> Good.
Seline_TruFeather> when sounds
good?
`WildWing> Uh whenever you
like,,,
* Seline_TruFeather nods "okie,
anytime is fine. Uhm..Saturday? /me is trying to think of when
she'll
be online...>"
`WildWing> Sounds good.
`Dukester> /me will be gone
then...LOG IT!!>
Polonius> yea,same here,log
it>
Seline_TruFeather nods again,
smiles slightly and heads out
Seline_TruFeather> *BLUSH*
`WildWing> Why? So you guys
can make wise cracks?>
`Dukester> yup!>
Polonius> of course>
* Seline_TruFeather rolls her
eyes>
* Karai_Heartfeathers shakes
her head.>
Seline_TruFeather> you guys
are REAL peanut galleries....;)>
Polonius> thank you,thank
you>
Seline_TruFeather> lol>
`Dukester> ::bows::>
Karai_Heartfeathers> no..they
are hams.>
`Dukester> hey!>
Polonius> hmmmm,I'm going
to have to think of another charector that willn't be thrown/beaten
out
of the room in 5 Min>
Karai_Heartfeathers> giant
corny hams>
Polonius> hey hey hey,Thats
Duck Ham to you>
(End Encounter)
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Problems with Potions
(Begin Encounters)
* DukeL`Orange gives Senile
a dirty look
Polonius> I could have just
opened the door..
DukeL`Orange> OUT!
Seline_TruFeather> NO!
* Polonius gets an evil look
on his face
Polonius> I think I got just
the thing for those two...
* DukeL`Orange growls at seline
"Do ya want me ta *put* ya out?"
* Seline_TruFeather crosses
her arms "Just *try* it."
* Seline_TruFeather keeps her
itching powder nearby incase..
* Polonius pulls out one of
those old fashioned perfume things with the pump
Polonius> hehehe,this'll
do it
Seline_TruFeather> uhhhhhhh....what's
he planning....I'm NOT going out there
* DukeL`Orange grabs Seline
by the arms and starts to shove her out
Seline_TruFeather> ACK!
DukeL`Orange> And ya still
can't dust me!
* Polonius puts a cord on the
end of the pump and slips the other end under the door
* Seline_TruFeather simply kicks
backwards at Duke
Seline_TruFeather> but I
can kick ya!
DukeL`Orange> Gaaah!!
Seline_TruFeather> uh oh.....I
DON'T think I wanna know what that is....
* DukeL`Orange drops her arms
DukeL`Orange> OUT!!!
Polonius> Try to take over
my house eh?well,this is out happens to people who give me checks
that
bounce and bad checks
Polonius> bad credit cards
Polonius> Wait,what was I
doing again
* Polonius scratches his head
* Seline_TruFeather BOLTS to
a corner of the room
* Polonius pulls out a piece
of paper and begins to read it
Polonius> wake up,and then
get payment
Polonius> ahh,thats it
Seline_TruFeather> I'm NOT
going out there with that maniac!
Polonius> you still haven't
payed me
* DukeL`Orange follws giving
Seline the most evil looks he can come up with
DukeL`Orange> Yes...you...can...and....will..
* Seline_TruFeather gets her
itching powder sack out "Don't tempt me L`Orange...."
* DukeL`Orange still has a certain
little card
Seline_TruFeather> darn
* Seline_TruFeather puts the
sack away and ignites her saber
* Seline_TruFeather backs into
the corner and keeps her saber in front of her
Seline_TruFeather> I'm *not*
going back out there...
* DukeL`Orange shrugs and shoots
his grappling hook around Sel
Seline_TruFeather> ACK!
* Seline_TruFeather struggles
but falls to the ground, tied up
Seline_TruFeather> DUUUUUUUKE!!!!!
* DukeL`Orange grins and throws
Sel over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes
* Seline_TruFeather gives Duke
a look "you WOULDN"T"
Seline_TruFeather> hey!
* Polonius begins to pump the
bottle and a small mist comes out of the cord
Seline_TruFeather> uhhh......what's
that?
* DukeL`Orange opens his dorr
and walks out with Sel
* DukeL`Orange shrugs "I
dunno"
* Polonius looks at Duke and
Sel
Seline_TruFeather> ack!
Seline_TruFeather> leggo!
Seline_TruFeather> OFF!
* DukeL`Orange dumps the trussed
up Sel on the couch
* Polonius squirts them with
the bottle,laughs like an old crazy man and goes back to the couch
Seline_TruFeather> OW!
DukeL`Orange> Ack! HEy! What's
this?!
Seline_TruFeather> *coughs*
HEY! what is that stuff?!
Polonius> whos in the what
now?
Seline_TruFeather> WHAT IS
THAT STUFF YOU SPRAYED US WITH??!?!!
Polonius> what stuff?
Polonius> sprayed?
Seline_TruFeather> oh........that
would have been a BADBAD typo....I almost typed sprayed
without the r.......>
Seline_TruFeather> NO COMMENTS>
DukeL`Orange> oooh.....poor
Seli..>
Seline_TruFeather> THAT MIST!
DukeL`Orange> duke can't
get spayed...>
* Seline_TruFeather BAPS Duke>
DukeL`Orange> nnuetered maybe..>
Polonius> LOL>
Polonius> Mist?
Polonius> Foggy day?
Polonius> maybe the ice is
melting
Seline_TruFeather> don't
tempt me you evil Mallard...>
Seline_TruFeather> THAT STUFF
THAT CAME OUT OF THAT BOTTLE THAT YOU
SP*R*AYED US WITH!!!!
Polonius> Ohhhh
Polonius> You didn't want
to buy it anyway,so what does it matter?
Seline_TruFeather> IT MATTERS!
Seline_TruFeather> teeelllll
me....then I might just be interested in buying it...
DukeL`Orange> duke eeps and
runs..>
* Seline_TruFeather looks innocent>
Polonius> I need to get some
sleep now,my hands are starting to shake
Seline_TruFeather> POLONIUS!
Polonius> Where is he?!?
Polonius> I've got a few
scores to settle with him!
Seline_TruFeather> tell me
or I'll RIP your head off and use it for a HOCKEY puck!
Polonius> He sold me some
real junk to sell
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....YOUR
Polonius..
Polonius> That would be painfull
Polonius> No,I just liked
the name and figured I could sell easier with it
Seline_TruFeather> .....whatever....NOW
WHAT WAS THAT STUFF?!
Polonius> You expect me to
know everything I use?
Seline_TruFeather> .....YES!
Polonius> ummm...
* Polonius pulls out a warranty
Polonius> any damages sustained
by one of Polonius's,mine,product are thus unsubstantaional of
the
first group and all blame falls onto polonius due to the 5 sided
triangle
Polonius> uhhhh,wait,thats
not the right thign
* Seline_TruFeather hmmmms
Seline_TruFeather> Pol....ANSWER
THE QUESTION! I need to know what that stuff is...
Polonius> ummm,what was the
question?
Polonius> I get nervous on
tests
* DukeL`Orange yawns, unconcerned
* Seline_TruFeather growls "What
was that stuff you sprayed us with?"
* DukeL`Orange goes back to
his room and LOCKS the door
Seline_TruFeather> DUKE!
DON"T LEAVE ME HERE!
Polonius> What was I trying
to sell you before?
Seline_TruFeather> a vaccum
* DukeL`Orange whistles a vauge
tune and begins reading a magazine
Polonius> want to buy a vaccum?
Seline_TruFeather> NO!
Seline_TruFeather> JUST TELL
ME WHAT YOU SPRAYED ME AND DUKE WITH!
Polonius> I sprayed you with
a vaccum then
Seline_TruFeather> ...that's
impossible
Polonius> well,want to dig
through my bag,I have lots of stuff you can spray on someone
Seline_TruFeather> JUST CUT
ME FREE FROM THESE ROPES AND GIVE ME THE
BOTTLE THAT YOU SPRAYED US WITH!
Seline_TruFeather> I'll even
BUY that bottle....
Polonius> who do you want
to spray?
Seline_TruFeather> that doesn't
matter, just cut me free
Seline_TruFeather> ....before
I rip your head off and use it as a hocky puck...
* DukeL`Orange sticks his head
out of his door
Seline_TruFeather> DUKE!
HELP!
DukeL`Orange> How ya gonna
do that when yer all tied up?
Seline_TruFeather> when I
get FREE eventualy I'll do it
* DukeL`Orange points to the
empty cup of coffe and slowly shakes his head no
* Seline_TruFeather moans...
Seline_TruFeather> Duuuuuuuke....untie
me and I won't be even MORE evil then nescisary...
Polonius> I'll untie you
and give you the bottle
Seline_TruFeather> YES! THANK
YOU!
* Polonius goes over to Seline
and cuts the ropes
Polonius> now you can't hurt
me
Polonius> I've still got
the bottles
* Seline_TruFeather stands up
* DukeL`Orange slams his door
and LOCKS it
Seline_TruFeather> okayokay...I
WON'T hurt you...now where's that bottle?
* DukeL`Orange shoves his dresser
in from tof the door
* Polonius pulls out 6 bottles
and hands them to Metal
Seline_TruFeather> ..........*groans*
which one is it?
Polonius> That'll be $200,$600
if you break any of them
* DukeL`Orange remembers the
look on Seli's face and shoves his bed in front of it too
Polonius> Which one is what?
* Seline_TruFeather will MURDER
uke
Seline_TruFeather> which
one is the one you sprayed me and Duke with?
Polonius> I was dumb enough
to spray someone with those?
Seline_TruFeather> YES you
DID spray us with one of those!
Polonius> I feel sorry for
whoever got sprayed,I can't read the tags on the bottles anymore
Seline_TruFeather> .....ACKACKACKACK!
what HAPPENS to the person who gets sprayed?
Polonius> whatever happens,its
temporary
* Seline_TruFeather groans....
Seline_TruFeather> do ALL
the bottles look exactly alike?>
Polonius> pretty much>
* Seline_TruFeather groans again>
* Seline_TruFeather calmly grabs
Pol by the shirt collar and lifts him up off the ground a bit
"deadly
calm voice> Find the one you sprayed us with or I'll kill you."
Polonius> I sprayed someone
with those?
Seline_TruFeather> YES YOU
DID
Seline_TruFeather> you sprayed
BOTH me and Duke!
Polonius> wow,I feel sorry
for whoever got sprayed...
Seline_TruFeather> WHY?!
Seline_TruFeather> what does
it do?!
Polonius> any of them can
do whatever the tag says
DukeL`Orange> yeah..I can't
take the suspense anymore..>
Seline_TruFeather> point
out which bottle is the one you used to spray me and L`Orange
5min ago
Polonius> you and who?
Seline_TruFeather> DUke L`Orange
Seline_TruFeather> !
Polonius> who's that?
Seline_TruFeather> THAT"S
THE GRAYING GEEZER YOU SAW FIVE MINUTES AGO!
Seline_TruFeather> you know....maroon
suit...gray feathers with a white streak in the hair....gold
saber
Polonius> Ooooooh Yea,he
still owes me rent
Seline_TruFeather> soooo....WHAT
DI YOU SPRAY ME AND DUKE WITH?! Point to the
bottle!
* Polonius just points at a
bottle
Seline_TruFeather> THANk
you
* Seline_TruFeather lets him
drop and walks over, picking up the bottle and looking at the
tag
Polonius> for what?
Seline_TruFeather> .....for
pointing out which bottle you sprayed me and Duke with.....
* Seline_TruFeather SCREAMS
and falls over in a faint
Polonius> Do I get my rent
now/
Polonius> ?
* DukeL`Orange is in his room
pinning for sel GGGG>
Seline_TruFeather> pinning?
OUCH!G>>
Polonius> pinning?>
DukeL`Orange> uhh pining..i'm
not sure how it's spelle>
Seline_TruFeather> pining
I think>
Polonius> what does it mean?>
DukeL`Orange> ummm...mooning
over?>
* Seline_TruFeather baps Duke>
Polonius> LMAO!>
DukeL`Orange> NOT LIKE THAT!>
Polonius> ohhhh>
Seline_TruFeather> that came
out baaaaaad Duke....>
* Seline_TruFeather comes too
after a few min
Seline_TruFeather> I am going
to kill you......
Seline_TruFeather> how COULD
you??!!
Polonius> Hey There,I can
sell you some Ice
Polonius> its better then
the Hollow ice here
Polonius> Who could do what
now?
Seline_TruFeather> I WILL
MURDER YOU!
Polonius> Who?
* Seline_TruFeather tackles
Pol and BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPS him
Seline_TruFeather> YOU!
Polonius> ACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Polonius> that...hurt...
Seline_TruFeather> GOOD!
Polonius> What I do?!?
* Seline_TruFeather keeps bapping
DukeL`Orange> gee...is D
*that* bad? GGG>>
Seline_TruFeather> how DARE
you spray me and DUke with that!
Seline_TruFeather> HRMF!;)
well she DOES like WW remember....man this is gonna be WEIRD>
Polonius> what I spray wtih
who?
DukeL`Orange> uhhh...who's
tellin WW...not meeeee!!!>
* Seline_TruFeather groans...."You
sprayed me and Duke with love potion you MORON!!!!!!"
* Seline_TruFeather GROANS.....this
WILL be interesting...>
Polonius> Well,I have no
recollection of that event,so I take no blame and do not honor
the
warranty
Polonius> wait a sec,you
used the love potion?
Seline_TruFeather> YOU DID!
* Seline_TruFeather is near
the breaking point..
Polonius> Well,I'm going
to have to charge you if its been applied to you
Polonius> bad enough no one
pays rent around here
Seline_TruFeather> CHARGE
YERSELF! YOU sprayed us with it!
Polonius> Are you currently
using my product?
Polonius> the answer is yes
Seline_TruFeather> AGAINST
ME WILL!
Polonius> thus you owe me
for it,and Duke too
* Seline_TruFeather moans....I
GIVE UP!
Polonius> Want to buy something?
Seline_TruFeather> Do you
have an anti-dote to that potion?
* Seline_TruFeather smacks that
- outta there
Polonius> your an Anti-Dote?
Polonius> I'm a Pro-Dote
Polonius> Dote in 2000!!!
DukeL`Orange> oh help me...>
Seline_TruFeather> GIVE ME
THE ANTIDOTE TO THE POTION!!!!!
DukeL`Orange> wait...take
that back...help HIM!>
* Seline_TruFeather is laughing
insanely...>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL!>
Polonius> Why would I need
an Antidote?
Seline_TruFeather> *I* NEED
IT!
* DukeL`Orange comes out of
his room smiling "Hiiii Sel...."
* Seline_TruFeather looks at
Duke
Polonius> its temporary,no
need for an antidote
Seline_TruFeather> uhm.....Hi
Duke
Seline_TruFeather> HOW temporary?
Polonius> whenever it wears
off
* Seline_TruFeather whimpers
* DukeL`Orange got just a tad
more potion than Seli did
Seline_TruFeather> uhm...I
don't suppose I could have my saber back could I?
Polonius> I could sell you
a star wars saber
* DukeL`Orange grins "You'll
have to come into my room to get it..."
Seline_TruFeather> *my* saber
Pol...the blue one
Polonius> I can paint it
blue
* Seline_TruFeather uhms...
* Seline_TruFeather SMACKS Pol
over the head
Seline_TruFeather> shut up
Polonius> ack
* Seline_TruFeather thinks for
a moment...
* Seline_TruFeather looks over
at Duke
* DukeL`Orange walks over to
Seline "Yeeeesss?"
Seline_TruFeather> I *have*
too? /me is partial to her saber...
* DukeL`Orange grins and starts
to lead Sel to is room
* Seline_TruFeather uhms....................
* Seline_TruFeather flinchs
and decides it's the onyl way to get her saber back and follows
Seline_TruFeather> for my
saber and nothing else.....
* DukeL`Orange darns
* Seline_TruFeather laughs>
* Seline_TruFeather pokes around
in the corner she had been in until she locates the saber,
re-strapping it to her arm band
* Polonius goes over to the
couch and lies down for a little bit before digging through his
bag
* DukeL`Orange grins and closes
his door and stands in front of it
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow at Duke "uhm.....you wanted me *out* of here earlier..."
* Seline_TruFeather has about
20min left>
DukeL`Orange> Well...dat
was earlier..
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow slightly
*** Karai_Heartfeathers (ISHTARJMD@174-134-29.ipt.aol.com)
has joined #mighty_ducks
Polonius> Hi Karioke
* Seline_TruFeather starts to
edge away from Duke a bit
DukeL`Orange> Karaoke ans
Senile... GG>
Seline_TruFeather> I'm not
Senile...
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....you
can open the door now Duke..
* Karai_Heartfeathers blinks
and wonders what she walked in on in the first place.
Seline_TruFeather> Duke L`Orange
let me outta here this INSTANT....
DukeL`Orange> the only thing
popping in my head is "Oh no my little turtle dove GGG>>
* Karai_Heartfeathers hears
Seline's voice in DUke's room and hmmms...
Karai_Heartfeathers> Now
what are they arguing about?
Karai_Heartfeathers> LOL!>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL>
Polonius> I belive he willn't
give her her saber back
* Seline_TruFeather ALREADY
got her saber back...
* DukeL`Orange comes and puts
his arms around Sel "Why? It's nice in here.."
* Karai_Heartfeathers sighs
and goes to knock on the door...
* Seline_TruFeather starts to
look worried and pulls back a bit "I need, uhm...to get out"
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke
give her back her saber.
* Karai_Heartfeathers rolls
her eyes then decides to go get food.
Seline_TruFeather> I, uh,
already got it back Karai....could use some help tho
* Karai_Heartfeathers pauses...
Karai_Heartfeathers> Why?
Seline_TruFeather> JUST CAUSE!
Karai_Heartfeathers> OKay....
* Karai_Heartfeathers tries
to open the door and finds it locked..
Karai_Heartfeathers> Umm..Is
it seomthing you can't handle Seline?
Polonius> I've got the Key
Seline_TruFeather> you could
say that....
Polonius> but someone has
to pay me rent before I give it out
* Seline_TruFeather ;s voice
has a worried tone
Karai_Heartfeathers> I'll
go find Kin.
* Karai_Heartfeathers runs off
to locate Duke's little sister.
* Kintarae runs up the door
then pounds on it..
Kintarae> Duke?! What are
you doing to Seline?!
Seline_TruFeather> Don;t
ask Kin....Just git me outta here!
DukeL`Orange> Go way! Can't
ya see I'm tryin ta have a moment in here?!
Seline_TruFeather> HELP KIN!
Kintarae> A moment?! Oh crap.
* Kintarae hurridly begins to
pick the lock...
* Seline_TruFeather starts to
edge towards the door
Kintarae> Glaad I brought
my thieving gear...
DukeL`Orange> LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
And I thought Seli got sprayed too...Hey...maybe she *did*
get spayed instead..>
Kintarae> LOL!!!>
* Seline_TruFeather SMACKS Duke!!!!!!>
Seline_TruFeather> I didn't
get as much because I could hardly breath it anyway I was yelling
to
much...>
* Kintarae finishes and opens
the door...
Kintarae> Duke what the hell
is going on in here?!
* Seline_TruFeather tries to
run around Duke and bolt out the door
* Kintarae stands aside so Seli
can run away.
DukeL`Orange> Kin!
DukeL`Orange> Do I mess wit
*your* love life?
Seline_TruFeather> love life?
HELP ME KINTARAE!!!
Kintarae> LOVE LIFE?!
Polonius> aww,so cute
* Kintarae walks over and baps
DUke with her saber..
DukeL`Orange> Ow...HEY!
Seline_TruFeather> thankyou
Kintarae> Get a clue bro...she
ain't interested.
Kintarae> Now be a gentleman
and leave her alone.
Seline_TruFeather> Kin...it's,
uh, because Pol sprayed us with love potion.....Duke got more
of it
then me
DukeL`Orange> I realized
::checks his watch:: since about 15 minutes ago, how much I loved
Sel
GGG>
Kintarae> Oy,...
* Seline_TruFeather whimpers..
Polonius> I prefer this much
more to their never ending arguements
* Kintarae grips her brother
by his beak and pulls him away from Seline..
Kintarae> Run Seli.
* Seline_TruFeather BOLTS and
runs
Polonius> that stuff might
be usefull,anyone got any more?
* Seline_TruFeather FLATTENS
Pol on her way out
* Kintarae glares at Pol.
Kintarae> You had better
have an antidote for that.
* DukeL`Orange stands there
and loks after Seline longingly...
Polonius> Ack!
Seline_TruFeather> help...me....
Polonius> Antidote,why would
I need an Antidote?
* Kintarae smacks her brother
a couple of times..
Kintarae> Duke snap out of
it!
* Seline_TruFeather hides behind
the nearest cover
Kintarae> yells> Seline!
Go get wildwing to protect you!
* Seline_TruFeather nodnodnodnodnods
DukeL`Orange> ack! Ouch!
Polonius> Antidotes aren't
needed,it wears off after a while
DukeL`Orange> Wildwing?
DukeL`Orange> WILDWING?!
Kintarae> yes bro. WildWing
will protect her from you.
Kintarae> logging.>
DukeL`Orange> I'd better
NOT catch him messin aroun' wit MY Seline..
* Seline_TruFeather calmly runs
to WW's room and locks the door behind her
Seline_TruFeather> man this
is gonna be INTERESTING...Bye all!>
Seline_TruFeather> Sayonara!
BBS>
Kintarae> Uhhhh...I think
she'd rather be HIS Seline.
Kintarae> Okay!>
* DukeL`Orange 's face falls
***Start session 2...when I
got back an hour later:P***
* `WildWing looks at Seline
curiouslym wondering why she is in his room.
Seline_TruFeather> as what?
an idea?G>>
DukeL`Orange> You're marryin
Falcone!?
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at Duke..startled.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Yes.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Didn't
you know that?
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....I
know what your thinking and the answer is I'm hiding, don't ask
why....
DukeL`Orange> Dontcha know
anything 'bout him?
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke?!
An idea?! CALL CNN! ;)>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
* Karai_Heartfeathers nods.
Karai_Heartfeathers> I know
quite a bit about him.
DukeL`Orange> /me will slowly
kill both of you...as soon as I hunt you down..>
Karai_Heartfeathers> You
do that sweety.>
Seline_TruFeather> /me grins
and looks innocent>
`WildWing> uhhh...I'm afraid
I need to know why or I will have to ask you to leave.
`WildWing> If Dive or one
of the others got wind of you being in here...we'd never here
the end of
it.
DukeL`Orange> Well...I could
mybe hunt Sel down...you live to far away...>
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at Duke curiously.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Why
do you seem so upset about that?
* Seline_TruFeather flinchs
"okayokay! THAT idea is to scary to imagine....*sigh* happened
when
Pol and Duke and I started arguing.....well.....*looks OBVIOUSLY
un comfortible* Polon sprayed
me and Duke with *makes a face* love potion and I'm hiding from
Duke for atLEAST a week now"
DukeL`Orange> You know what
he tried ta do?! I was dis close ta becming a duck-patty..
Karai_Heartfeathers> Yes
I know that....I also know that he is no longer like that.
* `WildWing tries not to burst
out laughing..
* `WildWing coughs instead.
`WildWing> I see.
* Seline_TruFeather grumbles...
DukeL`Orange> Yeah, well
he's fooled me a couple of times ya know..
* Nosedive runs up to WW's door
and knocks
Karai_Heartfeathers> You
cannot fool someone who has been in your mind.
Nosedive> Yo! Big Bro! You
in there?!
* `WildWing fights to keep from
grinning.
* Seline_TruFeather goes stiff
as a board
`WildWing> Yeah Dive. I'm
in here.
`WildWing> Well do you know
if Pol has an antidote Seline?
Nosedive> Lemmee in! We gotta
talk...
`WildWing> All right.
* Nosedive puts his ear to the
door
`WildWing unlocks his door.
Seline_TruFeather> he doesn't
I don't think or doesn't *know* what the antidote IS
Seline_TruFeather> uhhh..............
* `WildWing opens it..
Seline_TruFeather> you *sure*
that's good idea?
`WildWing> No choice.
* Nosedive falls into the room
as the door opens
* `WildWing looks at his bro.
* Seline_TruFeather acks and
jumps aside
`WildWing> Eavesdropping
baby bro?
* Nosedive looks up from his
spot on the floor
Seline_TruFeather> WHAT were
you doing?
* Seline_TruFeather glares down
evilly at Dive'
Karai_Heartfeathers> I have
been in Fal's mind. I know he is no longer the way he was.
Nosedive> OOOOoohhhhh....
Nosedive> Wildwing you stud!!
Seline_TruFeather> .....I
DON'T like it when he does that...
Nosedive> You coulda told
me you were busy!
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow at Dive "Speak clearly, then I'll murder you, then I'll
hide again"
* DukeL`Orange raises a brow
"Yeah? I'll believe it when I see it.."
* `WildWing blinks and blushes..
* Seline_TruFeather is trying
extremely hard not to turn into a cherry
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke
has he done anything lately to give you cause to distrust him.
Nosedive> Whahoo!!! Wait'll
Duke hears about this!!
`WildWing> We were merely
talking Dive.
Seline_TruFeather> ACK! NO!
NOT *NOW* DIVE!
* Nosedive gives WW a knowing
look "Uh huh..."
* `WildWing is glad he is wearing
the mask.
`WildWing> What is it you
wanted to talk about?
* Nosedive takes off looking
for Duke
Nosedive> NM Now Big Bro...this
is MUCH better...
* Seline_TruFeather groans........."Okay...it's
official...MY DIGNITY HAS *DIED*"
Nosedive> Oh DUUUUUUUKE!!!
* Seline_TruFeather hides.....
* `WildWing shakes his head.
`WildWing> You and I both
are never gonna live it down.
* Nosedive busts into the kitchen
Seline_TruFeather> you got
*that* right....
Nosedive> Yo guess what you
two!!?
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at Dive startled..
Karai_Heartfeathers> What?
Nosedive> Sel and WW are
in WW's room Alooooooone....
DukeL`Orange> What?!
Karai_Heartfeathers> Oh.
That's because she was hiding from Duke.
* Seline_TruFeather thinks Dive
should be GLAD she isn;t there...he wouldn';t live very long
Karai_Heartfeathers> Oh no.
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
remembers something......
* DukeL`Orange gets up and starts
for WW's room
`WildWing> How badly was
Duke affected by the potion?
Seline_TruFeather> uhhhh......I
think we BOTH better hide now
Seline_TruFeather> BAD
* Karai_Heartfeathers grabs
Duke's arm.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke.
Calm down.
Nosedive> Yo! Dukester...what's
up?
`WildWing> Hmmm....
`WildWing> Not good.
* DukeL`Orange looks at Karai
"Calm down?!"
Seline_TruFeather> very not
good...more like *disastoris*
Karai_Heartfeathers> Pol
sprayed DUke and Seli with a love potion..Duke seems to be most
affected...and thinks he's in love with Seli.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Yes
Calm down.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Seli
doesn't love you Duke. Leave her alone.
Nosedive> Duke? And the Itchy-Duck
-girl? LOLOLOLOL!!!
* Karai_Heartfeathers glares
at Dive.
DukeL`Orange> Yeah..bu-
Karai_Heartfeathers> Shut
up you annoying pest.
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at Duke.
Karai_Heartfeathers> But
what?
* Nosedive makes a face at Karai
"I don't have to, your not any older that me
Karai_Heartfeathers> Actually
boy I am twenty two.
`WildWing> We'll have to
deal with that when the time comes..
DukeL`Orange> Well, she's
in there ::imitates Dive:: Aloooone...
`WildWing> Do you have any
Idea what was in the potion?
Seline_TruFeather> nope...that
crazy salesmen still has it
* `WildWing sighs.
Seline_TruFeather> and I
do mean crazy....
Karai_Heartfeathers> Duke
it doesn't matter if she is or not. Sit down and finish your soup.
* DukeL`Orange grumbles but
sits down
* Seline_TruFeather pricks her
head forward to listen for a moment, then sighs in relief when
not
hearing Duke or Dive
`WildWing> Next time you
see that salesman I want to talk to him.
Seline_TruFeather> You and
me both.....you talk tohim first...then I'll mangle him....
* `WildWing does NOT look happy.
* DukeL`Orange throws his spoon
back in his bowl
Karai_Heartfeathers> ANd
think of this too Duke. WW wouldn't have let Dive in if they had
been
doing something.
DukeL`Orange> That's it...I
can't just sit here!
* Karai_Heartfeathers looks
at him coldly.
Karai_Heartfeathers> You
had better.
* Nosedive gives KArai a look
and stands up "Since when did you get all uppity..."
Karai_Heartfeathers> Since
I have had the need to.
* Karai_Heartfeathers watches
Duke.
Nosedive> Yeah well ...whatever
Karai_Heartfeathers> I don't
like being upptiy but I feel a need for it now.
* DukeL`Orange leaves the kitchen
fingering his saber
* Karai_Heartfeathers hopes
WildWing and Seline can handle this.
* Karai_Heartfeathers resumes
eating her soup.
Nosedive> Uh wha- DUke!!
* Nosedive chases after him
* Seline_TruFeather uhms....
`WildWing> Did any of the
potion spill onto the floor?
Seline_TruFeather> no, it
was more like a spray then anything
`WildWing> If so we can have
Tanya analyze it...and maybe make an antidote.
* DukeL`Orange storms up to
WW's door "Alright WW, I know yer in there wit her!!"
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
jumps
Seline_TruFeather> okay...since
when do YOU sound like a cop Duke?
* Seline_TruFeather gives Duke
a frosty GLARE
* `WildWing looks at Duke in
surprise.
`WildWing> Oh good. How much
of that potion did you inhale?
* `WildWing looks at him curiously.
DukeL`Orange> What?! Don't
change the subject...Just stay away from Seline..
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow and fluffs her feathers up indignantly
Seline_TruFeather> HUH?
`WildWing> Pardon?
* `WildWing raises an eyebrow.
* Karai_Heartfeathers sighs
and begins cleaning up the dishes.
* Nosedive comes flying into
WW's room skidding into Duke
* `WildWing blinks.
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow "oh GREAT...both representitives from the shallow end
of the
gene pool are here...":
DukeL`Orange> Dive!
Seline_TruFeather> ....I'm
gonna get hit for saying that...
Nosedive> Hey!
* Nosedive goes for his watergun
Seline_TruFeather> ACK!
* `WildWing shoots Seline a
look then turns his attention to Duke and Dive.
`WildWing> Dive! Don't!
* Nosedive blasts Seline with
the watergun
Seline_TruFeather> GAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DukeL`Orange> Accck!!
Seline_TruFeather> NOSEDIIIIIIVE!!!!!
* DukeL`Orange ignites his saber
and chops ND's watergun in half
* Seline_TruFeather wrings her
hair dry and considers MURDERING Dive
* `WildWing steps behind the
door and decides to let Seline deal with Dive.
Seline_TruFeather> that...did
it....
* Polonius wakes up from the
couch
Polonius> Hey,I've got something
for sale,anyone intrested?
* DukeL`Orange grabs Nosedive
from behind
Nosedive> Gaahhh Duke!! Let
go!
* `WildWing steps out from behind
the door and checks to see what's going on..
`WildWing> Duke! Let go of
Dive!
Polonius> hmmmmmm
Nosedive> You're supposed
to be on my side!
Polonius> any takers?
* DukeL`Orange shoots WW a look
"He attacked Seline...
`WildWing> he shot her with
water Duke.
Polonius> hmmmmm,not having
the effect I hoped for...
`WildWing> No one was hurt
now let him go.
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....YOU'VE
attacked me Duke.....being attacked is a regular to me...
Polonius> Hey WeirdWing,want
to purchase something I just found?
`WildWing> Wierd Wing?
* Seline_TruFeather glares at
Pol
* DukeL`Orange shoves Dive forward
and lets him go
* `WildWing shoots a LOOK at
Pol.
Nosedive> Ow...
Seline_TruFeather> hey...he
calls me Senile and Metal....and Duke is LeoOrangeG>
`WildWing> I think we have
had enough trouble from you already.
* Nosedive rubs his arms where
Duke was holding them
* `WildWing looks at Dive..
`WildWing> You okay bro?
Polonius> yea,but this is
what I do
Polonius> I need to make
some money
Polonius> you think I'm stupid
enough NOT to carry an antidote?
* Nosedive shoots Duke a betrayed
glance "Yeah..I'm fine"
Seline_TruFeather> shut...up....before...I...mangle...you...Polon....
`WildWing> How much is the
antidote?
`WildWing> Good.
Polonius> I'm the best salesmen
there is,and this is why
Polonius> $500
* Seline_TruFeather gaks!
`WildWing> WHAT?!
`WildWing> $500?!
Polonius> you've got to pay
upfront
Seline_TruFeather> EXCUSE
me...but you were going to sell SIX bottles for 200 earlier! I
think it
was 200>
Polonius> I could always
just throw you out of my house,you owe me even more
Seline_TruFeather> or maybe
it was 500...I dunno
Polonius> Yes,but now the
price has been inflated
Polonius> since the demand
is greater
Seline_TruFeather> FOR THE
LAST TIME, this is OUR place not yours!
* `WildWing gahs..
Polonius> I'm not going to
take that excuse for much longer...
Polonius> you want it,or
can I go back to sleep?
Seline_TruFeather> how about
THIS offer Pol....
`WildWing> And where exactly
are we supposed to get $500?
* `WildWing glares at Pol.
Polonius> What are you talking
about
Polonius> your a hockey team
Nosedive> gee....they play
for the NHL>
Seline_TruFeather> I won't
RIP your head off and use it as a hocky puck if you just give
us the
antidote now...
Polonius> one of the most
popular around
Polonius> 500 is like nothing
Polonius> you make that much
at LEAST in alchol sales
* `WildWing likes Seline's idea
Polonius> lets see
Polonius> you rip my head
off
Seline_TruFeather> yup...
Polonius> and dig through
my bag
Polonius> and since I have
about 20 bottles and such inside,which you willn't know what does
what,god knows what'll happen
Polonius> plus,its not that
good to cross potions
* Seline_TruFeather flinchs
Seline_TruFeather> well....those
bottles ARE marked...
Polonius> 20 bottles,some
of them have gone bad over the course of time
Seline_TruFeather> that does
it....where;s my saber...I have officialy lost my temper now.....
* Nosedive picks up the remains
of his water gun and stalks back to his rooom
Polonius> $500 is nothing
Seline_TruFeather> it's highway
robbery!
Polonius> Well,lets put it
this way
Polonius> you get to keep
it
`WildWing> Look. We don't
carry $500 around with us like pocket change.
Polonius> So give me some
form of down payment
* DukeL`Orange leans against
the wall giving WW dirty "I'm gonna get you" looks...
Seline_TruFeather> I have
a *great* idea....let's just put Duke in a straight jacket for
a week!
Polonius> I could always
use a new set of goalie equipment
* DukeL`Orange keeps his saber
ignited and glares at EVERYONE
`WildWing> How long do you
think that would last Seline?
* `WildWing glares at Pol.
Seline_TruFeather> uhh.....*looks
at the saber* now that ya mention it...not very long
`WildWing> except his beloved
Seli? ;) I'm gonna get it for that.>
Polonius> your an NHL team,you
don't have any spare equipment around,you gotta be kidding...
DukeL`Orange> Yeah...I'd
be outa that thing in two seconds...
* Seline_TruFeather ACKS!>
* Seline_TruFeather grumbles....
`WildWing> Just give us the
antidote Polonius..
* Calista_Acarya follows the
sign of commotion and pokes her head into WW"s room
Polonius> yea,I'm just going
to donate the antidote for you,that way I'm out 25 Bucks
Calista_Acarya> Whoa?! Is
this a party? Or did I miss something?
* Seline_TruFeather looks up
"uhhh...Welcome to Chaos central Cali"
Seline_TruFeather> 25?!?!
`WildWing> It cost you $25
and you are charging 500?!
Polonius> uhhhhh
* DukeL`Orange flicks a glance
t Cali and then looks lovingly at Seline
Polonius> did I say 25,I
meant 400
`WildWing> Polonius sprayed
Duke and Seli with love potion and Duke's in love with Seli.
* Calista_Acarya 's beak drops
* Seline_TruFeather grabs Pol
by the collar and lifts him up "I am rapidly losing my TEMPER
you
little weasel.....speak the truth and speak it FAST"
Calista_Acarya> Uh well..I-
* Calista_Acarya looks very
disturbed and leaves the room
Polonius> What was I doing?
* `WildWing blinks...
Polonius> I forgot...
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
watchs Cali go for a moment "oh......damn forgot about
that......*sighs*"
`WildWing> Seline calm down.
That won't help anything.
* Seline_TruFeather turns back
to Pol, then sets him down, growling
Seline_TruFeather> you FORGOT?
what is this? I think you should go buy YOURSELF a new
brain...
* Karai_Heartfeathers walks
out in the hall and sees Cali leaving the room....
Karai_Heartfeathers> Cali?
Are you okay?
Calista_Acarya changes topic
to "Welcome to #Mighty_Ducks! The official chan for Mighty
Ducks
"It's love triangle week here on the chan" (the animated
series). Official page is at
http://fly.to/mighty_ducks email is mighty_ducks@ducksfan.com
...Now C-serv.....KEEP THE
DERNED TOPIC FER ONCE!!!!!!!! ;) *squeaky voice* We now return
you to your regulary
scheduled chan"
Polonius> Sure,it costs 500
for a new brain,and I'll donate the bottle to you'se
`WildWing reaches over and clamps
Seline's beak shut.
`WildWing> You aren't helping
Seline.
Seline_TruFeather> mmmpphhh!
* Calista_Acarya looks at Karai
::shakily:: "I'm fine"
* Polonius looks around
Karai_Heartfeathers> You
don't sound fine...what's the matter?
Polonius> okay,I'll do you
this favor,but you don't ask me to leave your house,and I willn't
ask you
to leave mine
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow slightly
Polonius> That good?
Calista_Acarya> There's noth-
::remembers something:: Oh wait Karai, I meant to lend you some
clothes
Polonius> if we have a deal,I'll
clean up this mess
* Karai_Heartfeathers blinks...
Polonius> and someone or
something would have learned a lesson,instead of me being broke
still
* DukeL`Orange waves his saber
at Pol threatenly
* Polonius mumbles
DukeL`Orange> You just keep
yourself and yer strangeness away from me
Karai_Heartfeathers> Um..THank
you. but naren brought me my clothing from puckworld...
Polonius> come here Duke,I've
got a pic of Sel you might be intrested in
Calista_Acarya> Oh ::shrugs::
NM then
Seline_TruFeather> MMPHHH!!!!!!!!
NO!
DukeL`Orange> Huh?
* `WildWing looks at the others...Well?
DukeL`Orange> How did *you*
get a pic of her?!
* Seline_TruFeather nods..
* `WildWing lets go of seline's
beak.
* Seline_TruFeather DOESn"T
wanna know
* DukeL`Orange goes at Pol with
Evil intent
Polonius> you don't need
to know...
* Seline_TruFeather rubs her
beak then glares at Duke and Pol
Seline_TruFeather> *I* WANT
TO KNOW!!!!!!!!1
* Polonius pulls out a bottle
from his bag and squirts Duke quickly with it
* Calista_Acarya goes into her
room and locks her door
Polonius> there ya go,now
you better hold up your part of the baragin
Seline_TruFeather> uh oh....not
*another* bottle
Polonius> youth and impatience,oy
vey...
Polonius> It was a TRICK,had
to get him close enough to squirt
Seline_TruFeather> ohh...THANK
YOU pol!
Polonius> Thanks for what?
* DukeL`Orange accks and tries
to rub the liquid off
Seline_TruFeather> uhh....I
*presume* that is the antidote?
* DukeL`Orange stops like he's
trying to remeber something and looks over at Seli
Polonius> yep,it should be
Polonius> So,anyone intrested
in some of this love potion,as you can see it is quite effective
* Seline_TruFeather looks over
at Duke "uhh......is that *you* Duke?"
* Seline_TruFeather HITS Pol
in the head
Polonius> ack!
* DukeL`Orange grins at Seline
Seline_TruFeather> YUP....he's
normal...he's grinning...
Polonius> it does wonders
for empty mailboxes around Valentines day
* Karai walks in..
Karai> He's normal?
Seline_TruFeather> Pol....GET
OUTTA HERE BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Karai> Good..then he can
go talk to Cali.
Polonius> Any takers?
Seline_TruFeather> well...he's
*never* normal;)
Polonius> HEY!!!
Polonius> We Had a DEAL!!!
Seline_TruFeather> yup....
Polonius> I didn't ask for
rent,you didn't bug me to leave
Polonius> and,if I go back,they'll
make me go back to the Home
DukeL`Orange> Normal?
Polonius> It was boring there
Seline_TruFeather> didn't
say I couldn't threaten you could I?
Polonius> They wouldn't let
me play with any of my toys
Polonius> and they wouldn't
let me sell
* Seline_TruFeather raises a
brow
* `Dukester gives Seline a lovestruck
look
* Seline_TruFeather SCREAMS!!!!!!!!
Seline_TruFeather> Noooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Polonius> wow,if the antidote
doesn't work...
* `WildWing gahs! And covers
his ears.
* `Dukester stops and busts
up laghing
* Polonius pulls out a book
and starts reading it
Polonius> its either a prank
or.....
* Seline_TruFeather 's beak
drops open....
Seline_TruFeather> you.....you.....DUKE
YOU ARE DISPEICIBLE!
* `Dukester walks out of the
room laughing
* `WildWing glares at Duke.
* Seline_TruFeather ARRGHHHSS
`Dukester> Oh..LOL DAT was
good!
`WildWing> Thanks...Now I'm
deaf.
Seline_TruFeather> That wasn't
funny Duke L`Orange!!!!!
Seline_TruFeather> oh....uh....sooooorry.
Polonius> So,I was working
in Acme Salesman,and they tell me to take 2 steps forward
Polonius> I stand there,They
start cursing
* Seline_TruFeather starts edging
away from Pol
* `Dukester stops, he's laughing
too hard to walk
Polonius> took a step to
the left
Seline_TruFeather> let me
help you there Duke......
* Seline_TruFeather grins EVIL
like
Polonius> went down a weird
twister
`Dukester> Uhhh..
Polonius> actually,I almost
got stuck on the twister
* Seline_TruFeather takes out
her itching powder and SMACKS Duke over the head with it
* Karai_Heartfeathers grabs
Pol by the neck and pulls him out of WW's room....
* `Dukester sobers and starts
edging away
`Dukester> ACCK!!!
Karai_Heartfeathers> Come
on you little nuiscance.
* Seline_TruFeather looks pleased
with herself...
`Dukester> Who me?!
* `WildWing sighs...
* `Dukester glares at Seli
`WildWing> Things are back
to normal..
* Seline_TruFeather laughs "no,
you're a BIG nuicsense:
Seline_TruFeather> yup....regular
insanity is bacl;)
Polonius> and then there
was a witch there,and a dog,and a duck that looks like you guys,and
a
cow,and a flock of geese and a....
Polonius> oh yea oh yea
Seline_TruFeather> will somebody
GAG him?
* `Dukester throws an arms around
WW's shoulder's "Yup, isn't it great?" GG>
Polonius> Then I slipped
through the bottom,and was at the wrong end of a glass of milk
Polonius> and BOOM,theres
no ice
* `WildWing rolls his eyes...
Polonius> and the twister
went round and round and round
* Seline_TruFeather covers her
ears...
Polonius> you ever been on
one of those rides
`Dukester> Oh please....someone
shut this weirdo up..
Polonius> and then take a
sword,I parried and thrust and run him through
* Karai_Heartfeathers hauls
Pol to the room that was used to breifly contain Shiekh and kicks
him in
there.
* Seline_TruFeather applauds
Polonius> Hey!!!
Karai_Heartfeathers activates
the energy field and hopes it will drown out his noise.
Polonius> I helped you!!!
Polonius> give a guy a break!
Seline_TruFeather> there
we go...
`Dukester LAUGHS!
Seline_TruFeather> NOW we're
back to normal...
Karai_Heartfeathers> We said
that we wouldn't kick you out..but we never said that we would
let
you run free either.
* Polonius starts banging on
the side of the door
* Seline_TruFeather laughs!
* `WildWing applauds.
* Karai_Heartfeathers bows and
grins.
* Seline_TruFeather chuckles...
* Polonius goes to sleep
Seline_TruFeather> eesh,
that guy sleeps more then the *other* old guy around here...
* Seline_TruFeather grins "I'm
gonna get bapped for that..."
* Karai_Heartfeathers walks
over to Duke and tells him that Cali seemed very upset over the
love
potion bit. Then turns and goes back to the kitchen.
* `Dukester BAPS Seli
* `WildWing sighs, knowing the
wars are about to resume and goes back to what he was doing
before Seline dashed into his room.
Seline_TruFeather> owwww!!!!!
* `Dukester goes to talk to
Cali...and Dive
* Seline_TruFeather covers her
head but grins anyway
Seline_TruFeather> that was
gooood....
* Seline_TruFeather blinks,
realizing that almost everybody has left and turns to head out
herself
`WildWing> hey Seline.
`Dukester> ooooo>
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
turns back around
Seline_TruFeather> yes?
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`Dukester> O_O>
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Seline_TruFeather> what are
you "ooo-ing" about?;)>
Seline_TruFeather> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
`Dukester> awww...dang..you
were so close seli ;)>
Seline_TruFeather> DIE EVIL
PEER!>
Polonius> HUH?>
Seline_TruFeather> THAT WAS
*AWFUL* TIMING!>
`Dukester> LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!>
Seline_TruFeather BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPS
Peer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
`Dukester> oh mi....I can't
stop laughing!!!>
Polonius> what?>
`Dukester> HELPHELPHELPHELP!!!!>
Seline_TruFeather> EVIL!
EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!>
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Seline_TruFeather> WB!!>
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Seline_TruFeather> WB>
Karai_Heartfeathers> Thanks>
`WildWing> what she said:)>
* Seline_TruFeather blinks and
turns back around
Seline_TruFeather> yes?
Seline_TruFeather> I want
to hear no peanut gallery comments....that includs you Duke;)>
Polonius> you forgot the
person most likely to comment...>
* `WildWing takes a deep breath
then says in a rush "Youwannagoseeamoviesometime?"
`Dukester> awwww..>
`WildWing> That includes
you Pol>
Seline_TruFeather blinks, eyes
going wide for a moment. Then smiles faintly "Sure!"
Polonius> awwwwwww,soooo
kyooot>
Seline_TruFeather HITS Pol>
* Karai_Heartfeathers nods,
smiling a little.
Karai_Heartfeathers> Gah!
Wrong window! NO COMMENTS!>
Seline_TruFeather> LOLOLOLOLOLOL>
* `WildWing nods, smiling a
little.
`WildWing> Good.
Seline_TruFeather> when sounds
good?
`WildWing> Uh whenever you
like,,,
* Seline_TruFeather nods "okie,
anytime is fine. Uhm..Saturday? /me is trying to think of when
she'll
be online...>"
`WildWing> Sounds good.
`Dukester> /me will be gone
then...LOG IT!!>
Polonius> yea,same here,log
it>
Seline_TruFeather nods again,
smiles slightly and heads out
Seline_TruFeather> *BLUSH*
`WildWing> Why? So you guys
can make wise cracks?>
`Dukester> yup!>
Polonius> of course>
* Seline_TruFeather rolls her
eyes>
* Karai_Heartfeathers shakes
her head.>
Seline_TruFeather> you guys
are REAL peanut galleries....;)>
Polonius> thank you,thank
you>
Seline_TruFeather> lol>
`Dukester> ::bows::>
Karai_Heartfeathers> no..they
are hams.>
`Dukester> hey!>
Polonius> hmmmm,I'm going
to have to think of another charector that willn't be thrown/beaten
out
of the room in 5 Min>
Karai_Heartfeathers> giant
corny hams>
Polonius> hey hey hey,Thats
Duck Ham to you>
(End Encounter)