Negaduck: The Beginning

(Begin Encounter)
Polonius> Dam,I was about to tell her to chase you around with a chainsaw>
Seline_TruFeather> NO!!! I get enough of that on FDC!! G>>
* ^Negaduck^ revs up a chainsaw "what's stopping you from telling me now?">
Polonius> LOL>
^Negaduck^> who wants a hair cut??>
* Seline_TruFeather flinchs. "Noooo....NOOOOOOOOOO...">
Seline_TruFeather> Um, well, howzabout y'self? *ignites saber* That hat *DOES* look a little too big..>
^Negaduck^> ya know what's not fair? *looks up at Seli* Disney made me vertically challanged!!!!>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles at Negs.. "Ooo... Shorty! New nick!">
* ^Negaduck^ growls>
 
 
 
 
* Seline_TruFeather has only seen 4 Negs eps.. WAHH! And, OOC, he's my fav char! Not IC! NOTNOTNOTNOTNOT! G>>>
^Negaduck^> That's understandable. who couldn't love that psychotic face?!>
* Seline_TruFeather OOC nods... IC *baps* Negs!>
* ^Negaduck^ revs the chainsaw again>
* Seline_TruFeather ACKS! and ignites her saber>
^Negaduck^> on a warning label for a chainsaw they have "Caution! Do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals">
Polonius> LMAO!!!>
* Seline_TruFeather tries *very* hard to keep a straight face..>
Polonius> be a rebel sel,give in!>
^Negaduck^> It's a home castration kit!>
* Seline_TruFeather just baps 'em both! "A free-lance rebel." G>>
Polonius> LOL>
^Negaduck^> You're bending my hat!>
^Negaduck^> how does this thing fit on my head, anyway?>
Seline_TruFeather> I am? Cool. GG>>>
Seline_TruFeather> If I said, y'd kill me.. but I'll say it anyway! Two words: Pointed head. *DUCKS!!*>
* ^Negaduck^ growls and swings the chainsaw at Sel's...uh...knees>
^Negaduck^> wait! i can't be THAT short, can i?>
* Seline_TruFeather yeeps and jumps up, then brings her saber down at his pointed head. G>>
Karai> yes you can.>
Seline_TruFeather> Yer not *that* short I don't thnk..>
* ^Negaduck^ blinks>
Seline_TruFeather> Sel's 5'11"... Negs is somewhere near 5' I think..>
Polonius> *cough* 3' *cough*>
^Negaduck^> Good deal *swings it again at her neck*>
^Negaduck^> Your next old decrepid salesman!>
Seline_TruFeather> HEY! *ducks* You malicious little shortcake/mallard/thingy!! *swings her saber at him*>
^Negaduck^> i'll take out yer dentures and wash them in acid>
* ^Negaduck^ flips backwards>
^Negaduck^> and magically my hat stays on!>
Seline_TruFeather> I don't have 'em, but y'll be needing them! *starts circling around him, watching the chainsaw*>
^Negaduck^> what dentures? i was talking to that *points at Pol*>
Polonius> I might just be a pig>
Seline_TruFeather> Ooohhh. Good idea!>
Polonius> I have an order of sweet and sour chicken,pan fried wontons and Wonton soup sitting in front of me>
^Negaduck^> would a pig eat chicken?>
* Seline_TruFeather stares at Pol, then at Negs. "And I thot *you* were insane..">
* Karai points to Pol. "That pig would eat anything." :) JK>
Polonius> LOL>
* Seline_TruFeather snickers>
* ^Negaduck^ does the pun drum roll>
Seline_TruFeather> Hmm.. even a shortcake duck? *glances evilly at Negs* He's small enough.. EG>>
Polonius> heh, Seline_TallFeather>
^Negaduck^> and people ask why a went insane>
^Negaduck^> You try looking up tall peopled nostrals all day!>
Seline_TruFeather> TallFeather? I sound like some Cowgirl..>
* Seline_TruFeather snickers at Negs>
Karai> yeehah. :)>
* Seline_TruFeather yays for Karai! "She's starting to sounf COuntry-ish!!" G> J/K>
Seline_TruFeather> Sound even>
Karai> you wish.>
^Negaduck^> Oh, PUKE!>
* Seline_TruFeather *stomps* on Nega's foot. "Hey! Country is good!!">
^Negaduck^> i'm gonna get bapped for that.>
 
 
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Seline_TruFeather> Nope. Stomped. G>>
Seline_TruFeather> HIya>
* ^Negaduck^ winces "Either one">
* Seline_TruFeather giggles..>
Polonius> Hey Remee>
Remee> Hi>
Karai> REENY!!!!>
* ^Negaduck^ takes a few practise swings with the chainsaw pointed towards Remee>
* Polonius baps Negaduck,thats Welcome Swings,not practice>
Remee> I've missed something, haven't I?>
* Seline_TruFeather fwaps Negs. "Don't use the rookies for target practice!">
^Negaduck^> WOULD PEOPLE STOP BAPING ME?!>
Polonius> Nah,most of us *glares at Karia,Sel,Nega" are missing our minds>
^Negaduck^> oh, a fwap. that's more like it>
* Seline_TruFeather smiles sweetly at Negs. "But it's so much fun.." she GLARES at Pol." Saaaaayy.. I'll quit bappin' ya if you want to gang up and slice'n'dice a salesman" G>>
^Negaduck^> Peer is my good ol' uncle>
Polonius> if she tries sel I'll take out one of my bottles...>
Seline_TruFeather> The relation shows. G>>
^Negaduck^> so Negaduck's a he-she?>
Seline_TruFeather> Ummm....>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles at the thot!!>
^Negaduck^> whoa! Disney out did themselves>
 
 
^Negaduck^> Yeah! what Seli said>
* Seline_TruFeather stares at Negs. "He's agreeing with me?? THE WORLD HAD ENDED!!">
 
 
Now, to the heart of the chaos!
 
 
 
 
Remee> What all are we talking about?>
Polonius> just rambling>
^Negaduck^> insanely>
^Negaduck^> or is that just me?>
Seline_TruFeather> Annoyingly>
* Seline_TruFeather patpats Negs on the head. "Alas, insanity is the only thing *left* there." G>>
Polonius> hey,your joining in on it Sel>
Seline_TruFeather> *bows*>
^Negaduck^> MY HAT!>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles!! and hides>
* ^Negaduck^ flings a knife past Seli's head>
 
 
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^Negaduck^> don't ask where it came from, either>
^Negaduck^> *Adria dances "LILY!">
Lily_Lightwing> AGHHHHH!!!!! addy! what u do?>
Polonius> the bottom of your elevator shoes?>
* Seline_TruFeather yelps and ducks, blinking as a bit of her hair gets cut by the knife. "HEY!! Hair's hard t'grow y'know! *grumbles* annoying little shortcake maniacs..">
Seline_TruFeather> HI!>
Polonius> or platform shoes?>
Seline_TruFeather> She became even more insane! G>>
Lily_Lightwing> aww mmmaaaaannnnn>
^Negaduck^> hair? hard to grow? i wouldn't know>
* Seline_TruFeather grins at Negs. "Newnnickname!! Baldie!!" *hides*>
^Negaduck^> I'M RUNNING OUTTA WEAPONS TO THROW AT YOU, CHILD!>
* Seline_TruFeather smiles and bows. "Thank ye!">
Lily_Lightwing> i am sooooo proud , my baby is growing soo fast...>
^Negaduck^> ya think Negs and Darkwarrior Duck would get along?>
Lily_Lightwing> hows my lil' negaduck?>
* ^Negaduck^ blinks>
Lily_Lightwing> LOL>
* Seline_TruFeather LAUGHS!! "nega's MOM??? ROFL!!!">
* Karai falls over laughing.>
*** Lily_Lightwing is now known as NegaMomma
* Seline_TruFeather giggles insanely!! "The idea is too funny!!!">
^Negaduck^> I killed my mother for washing my shirt the wron way>
^Negaduck^> wrong way too>
Seline_TruFeather> Oooo.. she came back from the dead!>
* NegaMomma 's ghost floats in
^Negaduck^> AAAAAAAAAAH!
^Negaduck^> NegaMomma! ROTFL i find that amusing>
Seline_TruFeather> /me snickers..>
NegaMomma> MY BABY!!!! OoOoOoOooo..neggi...darling! i love u sooo much...give momma a kiss!!!!!1
* Seline_TruFeather ooooos. "That's howto an entrance.."
* Seline_TruFeather nearly fallls over laughing!!
^Negaduck^> PUKE CITY! *shoots at "Mommy dearest"
* NegaMomma floats towards negaduck
^Negaduck^> damn...ghost
* ^Negaduck^ backs away
* NegaMomma flies at negaduck and attacks her baby with kisses
* ^Negaduck^ screams and tries to wriggle free
^Negaduck^> what the hell did i do to deserve this?! wait, don't answer that
* Seline_TruFeather giggles.. "If it wouldn't gross me out completely.. I'd be tempted to try that!" G>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL!>
^Negaduck^> Addy would do it>
* NegaMomma looks beside her "oh neggie u still have my lucky chain saw!"
Seline_TruFeather> I'd haveta get a picture of that..>
^Negaduck^> Kodak moments>
* Seline_TruFeather suddenly gets a pic idea!! EG>>
* Karai is LMAOROTFL!>
^Negaduck^> I needed a chainsaw! Ya think i'd waste my time trying to steal a new one?!
* NegaMomma grabs the chainsaw and huggs it gingerly "ive missed my chainy wainy!"
^Negaduck^> IT'S MY CHAINSAW NOW!!!!
* Seline_TruFeather YAYS! "Take it! PLEASE, for the sake of our sanity!"
* ^Negaduck^ 's eyes go red
Seline_TruFeather> Ooo, that can *not* be healthy.
* NegaMomma stares at negaduck strangely "boy, neggie when did u become such a pooh?"
^Negaduck^> ROTFL! Pink eye>
* Karai hadns Negaduck some eyedrops.
* ^Negaduck^ opens his beak to respond then stops "pooh?"
* Seline_TruFeather laughs! "He turned into a bear?"
* NegaMomma looks at the chainsaw psychoticly
* Seline_TruFeather snickers at the thot... Winnie the NegaPooh...
* NegaMomma looks at the chainsaw then around the room until her eyes set on spaz "heh heh heh..."
* ^Negaduck^ hurls an axe at Seli "SHUT IT!"
* Seline_TruFeather grins and ducks. "No way! Yer gonna run out of weapons one of these days!"
^Negaduck^> Then i'll start to throw my KNOB SQUAD at you!
Polonius> Knob Squad............
Polonius> should I ask?
NegaMomma> not neccessarily when hes old he can attack u with his dentures!>
* Seline_TruFeather blinks. "The *what* squad? NM.. I think I don't wanna know.."
* Seline_TruFeather snickers>
^Negaduck^> the fearsome four....ya know! KNOBS!
 
 
* Seline_TruFeather shakes her head. "I do believe he finally lost that last little piece of sanity he had left.."
* NegaMomma floats after spaz holding the chainsaw in the air
* ^Negaduck^ takes QuackerJack's Banana Brain doll and bonks Seli on the head
^Negaduck^> FINALY that thing came in handy!
* Seline_TruFeather gaks! and whacks Nega on the head with a sack of itching powder
^Negaduck^> WHY YOU LITTLE...AAAAAH! *falls to the floor scratching his beak, then his arm*
* Seline_TruFeather giggles and *RUNS* "Works everytime!"
* NegaMomma swings the chainsaw at spaz and giggles hysterically
^Negaduck^> *Spaz looks up at Negamomma
 
 
*** Karai is now known as `WildWing
 
 
^Negaduck^> OH GOOD GOD NO!>
Seline_TruFeather> Oohhhh noooo... *hides* G>>
Seline_TruFeather> LOLOL!>
* `WildWing looks at Seline, with a look that says "What are you doing?"
^Negaduck^> she's having an affair with Negs...>
 
 
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^Negaduck^> *Spaz yelps and bolts...right into a wall
Seline_TruFeather> NEGADUCK!!!!!!! *BAPBAPBAPBAPBAP!!!*>
* NegaMomma jumps on spaz and gives him a buzz cut
Seline_TruFeather> SEV!>
^Negaduck^> OWWWW!>
``Seven> HEY THERE ALL! ;)>
^Negaduck^> *Spaz turns and licks negamomma
* Seline_TruFeather YEEPS! and skids to a stop. "Using itching powder. Anf if you say that shortcake maniac is a team member I *will* go crazy!"
* NegaMomma sees pezzer outta the corner of her eye and quacks at him making him run and hide
* ^Negaduck^ pulls out a huge bomb and tosses it Seli's way
* NegaMomma giggles hysterically
* Seline_TruFeather yelps and runs. "Will you EVER run out of weapons?!"
^Negaduck^> let me think....NO!!!
``Seven> when you send a pimpin cupid to someone, it means you like them...>
* NegaMomma attacks seli "Leave me baby alone u hussy! or ull have to deal with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* ^Negaduck^ stares at his Mom
* `WildWing blinks. "Now just a minute! Seline is not a hussy!"
* Seline_TruFeather heys! "No ghost-things allowed! SCRAM! He attacked me!"
NegaMomma> dun worry neggie-poo i wont let her hurt u!
* ^Negaduck^ 's eye twitches "negie-poo..."
* NegaMomma revs up the chainsaw and point it at seli
* Seline_TruFeather hides behind Negs then and lets NegaMom attack her "Neggie-pooh"
* NegaMomma smiles crazily
* ``Seven cracks up!
Seline_TruFeather> Oh, I got nicks messed up. NM again.. G>>
^Negaduck^> Negs is a HER again>
* Seline_TruFeather snickers!!!>
Seline_TruFeather> Actualy. Her=NegaMom>
NegaMomma> huh? someone call me?>
Seline_TruFeather> Nevermind.. G>>
^Negaduck^> show her your business card, Mommy>
^Negaduck^> ya know. the exploding one>
* Seline_TruFeather looks around "The chaos actualy stopped? Whoa, the world *has* ended.."
Seline_TruFeather> LOL!>
* NegaMomma knits a sweater in two seconds flat and ties seli up with it
* Seline_TruFeather ACKS! "Spoke too soon."
* ^Negaduck^ points "Mom's multi-talanted"
* `WildWing blinks and hurries over and unties Sel.
* Seline_TruFeather blinks, then nods. "Thanks."
* NegaMomma turns quickly and pokes wild wing in the head with her knitting needles
NegaMomma> oh...lookie there...ur bleeding slick!
* ^Negaduck^ starts laughing his head off
* `WildWing yelps and shoots a puck at NM.
* Seline_TruFeather flicks her dagger upwards at the ghost.
* NegaMomma looks at them and laughs evilly then starts to cough
 
 
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^Negaduck^> Duke's comming!>
NegaMomma> IM A GHOST DUMBOS!!!
^Negaduck^> DUKE'S HERE!>
Seline_TruFeather> HI!!>
* Seline_TruFeather growls. "Dangit.."
* NegaMomma smacks seli hard "get with the program child!"
Seline_TruFeather> Wecome to COMPLETE chaos and funny night! G>>
* `WildWing hmmms....Then you can't hurt us."
* Seline_TruFeather ducks. "If you can't be hurt you can;t hurt us!"
Seline_TruFeather> Uhm... what he said.
NegaMomma> yup im special!>
* `WildWing helps Seline up then whispers something to her.
^Negaduck^> The dweebs got a point, mommy dearest
* NegaMomma does ythe retard sign with her hand
* Seline_TruFeather grins slightly and nods, whispered sommething back.
* `Duke blinks. Okay... someone wanna show me a script so I'll know what the HECK's goin' on??>
 
 
* ^Negaduck^ shows Duke and script that's been blown in half>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL, Cross over time Duke.. just a crazy RP. We were bored.>
* `WildWing sighs and nods. "Go ahead."
* `Duke sighs. Okay, so what am I lookin' at??>
NegaMomma> they were bored and im just psycho!>
`WildWing> I'm trying to figure that out.>
* Seline_TruFeather grins. "Thanks!" and tackles Nega while he's not paying attention.
Seline_TruFeather> Um.. a DWD/MD crossover?>
^Negaduck^> AAAAH! *pulls on Seli's beak* GET OFF!
Seline_TruFeather> NOT just yet... *WHACKS him over the head with a new specialty - sneezing/itching powder combo. After doing that she jumps off quickly and hides*
* NegaMomma attacks seli "GET OFF MY NEGGI-POO U HUSSY!"
* Seline_TruFeather yelps and runs faster. "STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU PALE APPARITION!"
* ^Negaduck^ scratches all over "Ahh...ahhhh...ahhh...AH CHOOOO!"
* `WildWing grabs Sel's arm and hightails it out of the room.
* ^Negaduck^ yanks out a bazooka gun and chases WW and Sel
^Negaduck^> AAAAAH CHOOOOOO!
* Seline_TruFeather looks over her shoulder. "Umm.. someone's tagging along with explosive
weapons.."
NegaMomma> awwwwwwwww...is my lil' neggie-poo okay?
* `WildWing looks over his shoulder. "Yipe. Yo uhave anything that'll blind em?"
^Negaduck^> everytime he sneezes, he falls backwards...talk your time running away>
^Negaduck^> Take...>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles..>
^Negaduck^> AAH CHOO!
^Negaduck^> *the bazooka shoots through the ceiling
* Seline_TruFeather grins. "You bet.. that is, if it's needed... if we're lucky he might shoot himself." G>
^Negaduck^> more unecessary damage...>
Seline_TruFeather> Poor Pond..>
^Negaduck^> at least it's not Addy's fault>
Seline_TruFeather> Then it'd be Poor DrakeTwo/three>
* ^Negaduck^ growls as he speeds up to catch them
^Negaduck^> Mwah...haha...hahaha>
^Negaduck^> BRB gotta vote on how Duke lost his eye>
* Seline_TruFeather hmms, "Darn." she stops for a moment and spins around, taking a sack from her belt and throwing the whole contents at Nega. The dust is an irritating type of powder. She takes off running at full tilt again, hoping Negs runs into the cloud.
Seline_TruFeather> OKie>
* `WildWing races into the vehicle bay, and hops on a motorcycle.
* Seline_TruFeather waits for Negashortcake.. "Hmm.. Shortcake.. Baldie.. Neggie-poo.. Winnie the NegaPooh.. What else? GGGG>>
^Negaduck^> irritating? like for the eyes?>
Seline_TruFeather> Yes. WB>
*^Negaduck^> AAAAH! NICKNAME MANIA!>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles! My specialty!>
* ^Negaduck^ suddenly slows, rubbing at his eyes "what the hell?!"
* Seline_TruFeather grins, "A poisoner's gift! Ennjoooy!" she quickly hops on another of the duck cycles. "Might wanna hurry.. that powder'll last about 5-10min. Only temporary."
* ^Negaduck^ growls and shoots in the direction he hopes they're in
* `WildWing nods. "Then let's roll." he tears out of the vehicle bay...
NegaMomma> awww....is my neggi ok?
NegaMomma> dun worry, mommy will get that hussy!
Polonius> neggi,that looked like something else for a sec...>
* ^Negaduck^ rethinks scratching his eyes out and tries to get to a water source...while banging into many walls
* NegaMomma hugs him and rocks back and forth
* Seline_TruFeather quickly follows, swerving slightly on reflex as the missle goes right towards the Migrator.
* ^Negaduck^ blinks "Who's touching me?!"
NegaMomma> wan mommy to kiss it an make it better?
Seline_TruFeather> OOoo.. possibilities.. EG>>
* ^Negaduck^ opens one eye to see a blurred red version of his mother "AAAAAAAAH!"
`WildWing> Oy vey.>
Seline_TruFeather> *looks innocent*>
* ^Negaduck^ leaps away
^Negaduck^> HELP MEEEEE! I promise i won't attempt to kill the fearsome four for a whole
day!!!!
* Seline_TruFeather gets a *REALLY* evil...evil..idea..>
^Negaduck^> Uh oh>
Seline_TruFeather> Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. G>>
 
 
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* Ayana_GaleFeather smiles>
^Negaduck^> OH....MY...GOD>
``Seven> AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!>
* Ayana_GaleFeather looks out into the hall, hearing the yells "Whaz going on?"
`WildWing> oh my...>
Ayana_GaleFeather> *smiles* I knew you'd say that>
* ^Negaduck^ gets to a faucet...by miracle...and washes out his eyes
^Negaduck^> Aw, now my mask is soaked!
* NegaMomma rubs neggis back "itll all be ok ,mommys here"
* ^Negaduck^ groans
* `WildWing stops well away from teh pond. "Have we lost him?"
* Ayana_GaleFeather oooos, and looks at the two insane ducks. "Ooo... more insane ducks!
Funfun.."
* ``Seven waks in and bumps right into Aya
 
 
**** Note: No - Seven does *NOT* wak in, she just typos. ;) ****
 
 
* Seline_TruFeather slows doens to a stop and looks back towards the Pond. "Yeah. But, uh... last I saw a missle was heading at the Migrator.."
* ^Negaduck^ turns his head "Oh, thank evilness. i thought it was Nega-Gos"
* Ayana_GaleFeather squeaks! and turns to *stomp* on Sev's foot! "Watch where yer goin'!"
`WildWing> Tanya is going to have a fit.
* Ayana_GaleFeather looks at the Negashortcake. "Who?"
* ``Seven screams in pain!
* Ayana_GaleFeather smiles.
^Negaduck^> NO ONE! Mind your own business!
* Ayana_GaleFeather frowns and looks right up at him. "NO!"
* ^Negaduck^ places a pistol in between her eyes "YES!"
* Seline_TruFeather nods. "Remind me to move out for a week or three when she finds out."
* Ayana_GaleFeather STOMPS on Nega's foot realreal hard! "NO!"
* `WildWing nods. "I'm with you. THe Pond won't be safe..."
* ^Negaduck^ grabs his foot and hops "OW!!"
* Seline_TruFeather smirks, "Is it ever?"
``Seven> Aya! you little wench!
NegaMomma> Ack! gtg>
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins and grabs at his hat. "Ooo. Cool!"
``Seven> bye!>
^Negaduck^> Bye, Mother>
NegaMomma> buh byes>
* `WildWing chuckles. "Good point."
* Ayana_GaleFeather nods to Sev 'Thanks!"
`WildWing> Bye>
NegaMomma> bye,son>
Ayana_GaleFeather> Byeee!!>
* ^Negaduck^ growls "GIMME THAT!"
 
 
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* Ayana_GaleFeather grins and RUNS, hat in hand. "NONO!"
* ^Negaduck^ takes the safety off of the pistol and chases after her
* Ayana_GaleFeather hides behind Seven.
* ``Seven steps aside
* Ayana_GaleFeather heys! and steps with her. "STAND STILL!"
* ^Negaduck^ takes aim "GIVE...ME...MY...HAT!"
* Ayana_GaleFeather holds the hat in front of her. "Shoot me and shoot the hat!"
``Seven> give him the hat Aya!!!!!!
^Negaduck^> I...but...my...AAAUUGGGHQ
* Ayana_GaleFeather stomps on Sev;s foot. "NO!"
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins.
^Negaduck^> where'd that Q come from?>
* ``Seven squeaks in pain!
Ayana_GaleFeather> Well, first there's a Daddy Q, then there's a Mommy Q..>
Ayana_GaleFeather> Bad joke. I know! *ducks*>
^Negaduck^> LOL>
* ``Seven snatches the hat from Aya
* Ayana_GaleFeather screeechs!! and STOMPWHACKBAPSMACKSLAPS Sev!! "GiveitBACK!!"
^Negaduck^> whoa! talented kid>
* ^Negaduck^ lowers the gun and watches with amusment
`WildWing> yipes. Hands Seven a chair and whip.>
Ayana_GaleFeather> Actualy, turbid tornado fits her. G>>
* ``Seven crumples in pain, "OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"
* Ayana_GaleFeather smiles and picks the hat back up. "THanks!"
`WildWing> turbid? Turbo?>
* ``Seven whimpers...
Ayana_GaleFeather> Both>
^Negaduck^> That has GOT to hurt
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins at Negs. "That was the point!"
^Negaduck^> Hey, Kid! How 'bout a trade?
* Ayana_GaleFeather looks carefully at him. "Trade what fer what?"
^Negaduck^> I'll give you whatever you want and you give me the hat
* Ayana_GaleFeather thinks for a moment.. then grins! "Okie! The hat... if you'll teach me howto do the neat weapons tricks! I like weapons.."
* ``Seven gets painly and begins to limp away
* ^Negaduck^ smiles...which is a bad habit but who cares? "Deal"
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins and hands him the hat, with a smudge or two. "Deal."
* ``Seven comes back, with a big sack, planning to stuff Aya in it...
* ^Negaduck^ reaches behind his back and pulls out an assortment of weapons
* Ayana_GaleFeather OOooooooos.. "PReeeetty."
``Seven> Aya, come here....
* ^Negaduck^ puts on the hat and tweeks it "The secret is cartoonic liscense"
* Ayana_GaleFeather looks at Sev, sees the sack, starts backing away. "No."
* Ayana_GaleFeather blinks at Negs. "Cartoonic liscense?"
``Seven> why not....?
Ayana_GaleFeather> Because!
* ``Seven steps closer to Aya
^Negaduck^> Yeah, whatever. just stuff them in your shirt or something and pull them out at any time. all cartoon characters can do it
* ^Negaduck^ looks at the serious characters "Except them>
* Ayana_GaleFeather takes a steps away from Sev. then nodsnods at Negs. "Keep'm handy. Gotcha."
``Seven> Come here!!!!!!!!
Ayana_GaleFeather> NO!!!
``Seven> YES!!!!
* Ayana_GaleFeather hmmms for a moment, then snags a blow torch from the assortment Negs had, and points it at Sev. "NO!"
``Seven> AAAAAACCCCK!
``Seven> put that down AYA!
* Ayana_GaleFeather takes a step towards Sev. "NO!"
Ayana_GaleFeather> me=one-worded kid>
Ayana_GaleFeather> ;)>
* ``Seven backs off...
* Ayana_GaleFeather keeps advancing, tweaking the flame guage up a bit.
* ``Seven blinks!
* ``Seven grabs a fire extinguisher...
* Ayana_GaleFeather uhohs..
* ``Seven grins..."Face off..."
* Ayana_GaleFeather grumbles.. "Maybe.."
``Seven> put it down, Aya!
* ^Negaduck^ laughs the evil/attractive laugh of his
``Seven> ew>
Ayana_GaleFeather> Evil/attrative? Umm.. *OOC self gets flashbacks to the few Nega episodes she saw* OOooo.. STOPit!! Now I wanna go watch DWD!!>
* Ayana_GaleFeather tweaks the flame guage slightly higher. "NO! Put yer down!"
``Seven> No you!
Ayana_GF> Put it down or I'll flame ya!!
``Seven> put yours down or I'll ice ya!
* Ayana_GF turns the guage on full and flames down at Sev's feet. "NO!"
* ``Seven jumps away!
``Seven> ACK!
``Seven> STUPID KID!
* ``Seven points the extinguisher at Aya and sprays her!
* Ayana_GF grins. "I thot it worked well!" *keeps advacing/flaming*
Ayana_GF> NM>
* Ayana_GF ACKS! "HEY!"
* ``Seven keeps spraying!!!!!
* ^Negaduck^ goes off to create more unecessary pain and suffering, but will return
*** ^Negaduck^ has quit IRC (Quit: They called me crazy!! They called me insane!!! THEY CALLED ME LOONY!!! and boy, were they right.)
* Ayana_GF splutters and wipes the foamy stuff off her face, then looks down at her de-flamed torch. "Dangit.."
 
(End Encounter)