Negaduck:
The Beginning
(Begin Encounter)
Polonius> Dam,I was about
to tell her to chase you around with a chainsaw>
Seline_TruFeather> NO!!!
I get enough of that on FDC!! G>>
* ^Negaduck^ revs up a chainsaw
"what's stopping you from telling me now?">
Polonius> LOL>
^Negaduck^> who wants a hair
cut??>
* Seline_TruFeather flinchs.
"Noooo....NOOOOOOOOOO...">
Seline_TruFeather> Um, well,
howzabout y'self? *ignites saber* That hat *DOES* look a little
too big..>
^Negaduck^> ya know what's
not fair? *looks up at Seli* Disney made me vertically challanged!!!!>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles
at Negs.. "Ooo... Shorty! New nick!">
* ^Negaduck^ growls>
* Seline_TruFeather has only
seen 4 Negs eps.. WAHH! And, OOC, he's my fav char! Not IC! NOTNOTNOTNOTNOT!
G>>>
^Negaduck^> That's understandable.
who couldn't love that psychotic face?!>
* Seline_TruFeather OOC nods...
IC *baps* Negs!>
* ^Negaduck^ revs the chainsaw
again>
* Seline_TruFeather ACKS! and
ignites her saber>
^Negaduck^> on a warning
label for a chainsaw they have "Caution! Do not attempt to
stop chain with hands or genitals">
Polonius> LMAO!!!>
* Seline_TruFeather tries *very*
hard to keep a straight face..>
Polonius> be a rebel sel,give
in!>
^Negaduck^> It's a home castration
kit!>
* Seline_TruFeather just baps
'em both! "A free-lance rebel." G>>
Polonius> LOL>
^Negaduck^> You're bending
my hat!>
^Negaduck^> how does this
thing fit on my head, anyway?>
Seline_TruFeather> I am?
Cool. GG>>>
Seline_TruFeather> If I said,
y'd kill me.. but I'll say it anyway! Two words: Pointed head.
*DUCKS!!*>
* ^Negaduck^ growls and swings
the chainsaw at Sel's...uh...knees>
^Negaduck^> wait! i can't
be THAT short, can i?>
* Seline_TruFeather yeeps and
jumps up, then brings her saber down at his pointed head. G>>
Karai> yes you can.>
Seline_TruFeather> Yer not
*that* short I don't thnk..>
* ^Negaduck^ blinks>
Seline_TruFeather> Sel's
5'11"... Negs is somewhere near 5' I think..>
Polonius> *cough* 3' *cough*>
^Negaduck^> Good deal *swings
it again at her neck*>
^Negaduck^> Your next old
decrepid salesman!>
Seline_TruFeather> HEY! *ducks*
You malicious little shortcake/mallard/thingy!! *swings her saber
at him*>
^Negaduck^> i'll take out
yer dentures and wash them in acid>
* ^Negaduck^ flips backwards>
^Negaduck^> and magically
my hat stays on!>
Seline_TruFeather> I don't
have 'em, but y'll be needing them! *starts circling around him,
watching the chainsaw*>
^Negaduck^> what dentures?
i was talking to that *points at Pol*>
Polonius> I might just be
a pig>
Seline_TruFeather> Ooohhh.
Good idea!>
Polonius> I have an order
of sweet and sour chicken,pan fried wontons and Wonton soup sitting
in front of me>
^Negaduck^> would a pig eat
chicken?>
* Seline_TruFeather stares at
Pol, then at Negs. "And I thot *you* were insane..">
* Karai points to Pol. "That
pig would eat anything." :) JK>
Polonius> LOL>
* Seline_TruFeather snickers>
* ^Negaduck^ does the pun drum
roll>
Seline_TruFeather> Hmm..
even a shortcake duck? *glances evilly at Negs* He's small enough..
EG>>
Polonius> heh, Seline_TallFeather>
^Negaduck^> and people ask
why a went insane>
^Negaduck^> You try looking
up tall peopled nostrals all day!>
Seline_TruFeather> TallFeather?
I sound like some Cowgirl..>
* Seline_TruFeather snickers
at Negs>
Karai> yeehah. :)>
* Seline_TruFeather yays for
Karai! "She's starting to sounf COuntry-ish!!" G>
J/K>
Seline_TruFeather> Sound
even>
Karai> you wish.>
^Negaduck^> Oh, PUKE!>
* Seline_TruFeather *stomps*
on Nega's foot. "Hey! Country is good!!">
^Negaduck^> i'm gonna get
bapped for that.>
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Seline_TruFeather> Nope.
Stomped. G>>
Seline_TruFeather> HIya>
* ^Negaduck^ winces "Either
one">
* Seline_TruFeather giggles..>
Polonius> Hey Remee>
Remee> Hi>
Karai> REENY!!!!>
* ^Negaduck^ takes a few practise
swings with the chainsaw pointed towards Remee>
* Polonius baps Negaduck,thats
Welcome Swings,not practice>
Remee> I've missed something,
haven't I?>
* Seline_TruFeather fwaps Negs.
"Don't use the rookies for target practice!">
^Negaduck^> WOULD PEOPLE
STOP BAPING ME?!>
Polonius> Nah,most of us
*glares at Karia,Sel,Nega" are missing our minds>
^Negaduck^> oh, a fwap. that's
more like it>
* Seline_TruFeather smiles sweetly
at Negs. "But it's so much fun.." she GLARES at Pol."
Saaaaayy.. I'll quit bappin' ya if you want to gang up and slice'n'dice
a salesman" G>>
^Negaduck^> Peer is my good
ol' uncle>
Polonius> if she tries sel
I'll take out one of my bottles...>
Seline_TruFeather> The relation
shows. G>>
^Negaduck^> so Negaduck's
a he-she?>
Seline_TruFeather> Ummm....>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles
at the thot!!>
^Negaduck^> whoa! Disney
out did themselves>
^Negaduck^> Yeah! what Seli
said>
* Seline_TruFeather stares at
Negs. "He's agreeing with me?? THE WORLD HAD ENDED!!">
Now, to the heart of the chaos!
Remee> What all are we talking
about?>
Polonius> just rambling>
^Negaduck^> insanely>
^Negaduck^> or is that just
me?>
Seline_TruFeather> Annoyingly>
* Seline_TruFeather patpats
Negs on the head. "Alas, insanity is the only thing *left*
there." G>>
Polonius> hey,your joining
in on it Sel>
Seline_TruFeather> *bows*>
^Negaduck^> MY HAT!>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles!!
and hides>
* ^Negaduck^ flings a knife
past Seli's head>
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^Negaduck^> don't ask where
it came from, either>
^Negaduck^> *Adria dances
"LILY!">
Lily_Lightwing> AGHHHHH!!!!!
addy! what u do?>
Polonius> the bottom of your
elevator shoes?>
* Seline_TruFeather yelps and
ducks, blinking as a bit of her hair gets cut by the knife. "HEY!!
Hair's hard t'grow y'know! *grumbles* annoying little shortcake
maniacs..">
Seline_TruFeather> HI!>
Polonius> or platform shoes?>
Seline_TruFeather> She became
even more insane! G>>
Lily_Lightwing> aww mmmaaaaannnnn>
^Negaduck^> hair? hard to
grow? i wouldn't know>
* Seline_TruFeather grins at
Negs. "Newnnickname!! Baldie!!" *hides*>
^Negaduck^> I'M RUNNING OUTTA
WEAPONS TO THROW AT YOU, CHILD!>
* Seline_TruFeather smiles and
bows. "Thank ye!">
Lily_Lightwing> i am sooooo
proud , my baby is growing soo fast...>
^Negaduck^> ya think Negs
and Darkwarrior Duck would get along?>
Lily_Lightwing> hows my lil'
negaduck?>
* ^Negaduck^ blinks>
Lily_Lightwing> LOL>
* Seline_TruFeather LAUGHS!!
"nega's MOM??? ROFL!!!">
* Karai falls over laughing.>
*** Lily_Lightwing is now known
as NegaMomma
* Seline_TruFeather giggles
insanely!! "The idea is too funny!!!">
^Negaduck^> I killed my mother
for washing my shirt the wron way>
^Negaduck^> wrong way too>
Seline_TruFeather> Oooo..
she came back from the dead!>
* NegaMomma 's ghost floats
in
^Negaduck^> AAAAAAAAAAH!
^Negaduck^> NegaMomma! ROTFL
i find that amusing>
Seline_TruFeather> /me snickers..>
NegaMomma> MY BABY!!!! OoOoOoOooo..neggi...darling!
i love u sooo much...give momma a kiss!!!!!1
* Seline_TruFeather ooooos.
"That's howto an entrance.."
* Seline_TruFeather nearly fallls
over laughing!!
^Negaduck^> PUKE CITY! *shoots
at "Mommy dearest"
* NegaMomma floats towards negaduck
^Negaduck^> damn...ghost
* ^Negaduck^ backs away
* NegaMomma flies at negaduck
and attacks her baby with kisses
* ^Negaduck^ screams and tries
to wriggle free
^Negaduck^> what the hell
did i do to deserve this?! wait, don't answer that
* Seline_TruFeather giggles..
"If it wouldn't gross me out completely.. I'd be tempted
to try that!" G>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL!>
^Negaduck^> Addy would do
it>
* NegaMomma looks beside her
"oh neggie u still have my lucky chain saw!"
Seline_TruFeather> I'd haveta
get a picture of that..>
^Negaduck^> Kodak moments>
* Seline_TruFeather suddenly
gets a pic idea!! EG>>
* Karai is LMAOROTFL!>
^Negaduck^> I needed a chainsaw!
Ya think i'd waste my time trying to steal a new one?!
* NegaMomma grabs the chainsaw
and huggs it gingerly "ive missed my chainy wainy!"
^Negaduck^> IT'S MY CHAINSAW
NOW!!!!
* Seline_TruFeather YAYS! "Take
it! PLEASE, for the sake of our sanity!"
* ^Negaduck^ 's eyes go red
Seline_TruFeather> Ooo, that
can *not* be healthy.
* NegaMomma stares at negaduck
strangely "boy, neggie when did u become such a pooh?"
^Negaduck^> ROTFL! Pink eye>
* Karai hadns Negaduck some
eyedrops.
* ^Negaduck^ opens his beak
to respond then stops "pooh?"
* Seline_TruFeather laughs!
"He turned into a bear?"
* NegaMomma looks at the chainsaw
psychoticly
* Seline_TruFeather snickers
at the thot... Winnie the NegaPooh...
* NegaMomma looks at the chainsaw
then around the room until her eyes set on spaz "heh heh
heh..."
* ^Negaduck^ hurls an axe at
Seli "SHUT IT!"
* Seline_TruFeather grins and
ducks. "No way! Yer gonna run out of weapons one of these
days!"
^Negaduck^> Then i'll start
to throw my KNOB SQUAD at you!
Polonius> Knob Squad............
Polonius> should I ask?
NegaMomma> not neccessarily
when hes old he can attack u with his dentures!>
* Seline_TruFeather blinks.
"The *what* squad? NM.. I think I don't wanna know.."
* Seline_TruFeather snickers>
^Negaduck^> the fearsome
four....ya know! KNOBS!
* Seline_TruFeather shakes her
head. "I do believe he finally lost that last little piece
of sanity he had left.."
* NegaMomma floats after spaz
holding the chainsaw in the air
* ^Negaduck^ takes QuackerJack's
Banana Brain doll and bonks Seli on the head
^Negaduck^> FINALY that thing
came in handy!
* Seline_TruFeather gaks! and
whacks Nega on the head with a sack of itching powder
^Negaduck^> WHY YOU LITTLE...AAAAAH!
*falls to the floor scratching his beak, then his arm*
* Seline_TruFeather giggles
and *RUNS* "Works everytime!"
* NegaMomma swings the chainsaw
at spaz and giggles hysterically
^Negaduck^> *Spaz looks up
at Negamomma
*** Karai is now known as `WildWing
^Negaduck^> OH GOOD GOD NO!>
Seline_TruFeather> Oohhhh
noooo... *hides* G>>
Seline_TruFeather> LOLOL!>
* `WildWing looks at Seline,
with a look that says "What are you doing?"
^Negaduck^> she's having
an affair with Negs...>
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^Negaduck^> *Spaz yelps and
bolts...right into a wall
Seline_TruFeather> NEGADUCK!!!!!!!
*BAPBAPBAPBAPBAP!!!*>
* NegaMomma jumps on spaz and
gives him a buzz cut
Seline_TruFeather> SEV!>
^Negaduck^> OWWWW!>
``Seven> HEY THERE ALL! ;)>
^Negaduck^> *Spaz turns and
licks negamomma
* Seline_TruFeather YEEPS! and
skids to a stop. "Using itching powder. Anf if you say that
shortcake maniac is a team member I *will* go crazy!"
* NegaMomma sees pezzer outta
the corner of her eye and quacks at him making him run and hide
* ^Negaduck^ pulls out a huge
bomb and tosses it Seli's way
* NegaMomma giggles hysterically
* Seline_TruFeather yelps and
runs. "Will you EVER run out of weapons?!"
^Negaduck^> let me think....NO!!!
``Seven> when you send a
pimpin cupid to someone, it means you like them...>
* NegaMomma attacks seli "Leave
me baby alone u hussy! or ull have to deal with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* ^Negaduck^ stares at his Mom
* `WildWing blinks. "Now
just a minute! Seline is not a hussy!"
* Seline_TruFeather heys! "No
ghost-things allowed! SCRAM! He attacked me!"
NegaMomma> dun worry neggie-poo
i wont let her hurt u!
* ^Negaduck^ 's eye twitches
"negie-poo..."
* NegaMomma revs up the chainsaw
and point it at seli
* Seline_TruFeather hides behind
Negs then and lets NegaMom attack her "Neggie-pooh"
* NegaMomma smiles crazily
* ``Seven cracks up!
Seline_TruFeather> Oh, I
got nicks messed up. NM again.. G>>
^Negaduck^> Negs is a HER
again>
* Seline_TruFeather snickers!!!>
Seline_TruFeather> Actualy.
Her=NegaMom>
NegaMomma> huh? someone call
me?>
Seline_TruFeather> Nevermind..
G>>
^Negaduck^> show her your
business card, Mommy>
^Negaduck^> ya know. the
exploding one>
* Seline_TruFeather looks around
"The chaos actualy stopped? Whoa, the world *has* ended.."
Seline_TruFeather> LOL!>
* NegaMomma knits a sweater
in two seconds flat and ties seli up with it
* Seline_TruFeather ACKS! "Spoke
too soon."
* ^Negaduck^ points "Mom's
multi-talanted"
* `WildWing blinks and hurries
over and unties Sel.
* Seline_TruFeather blinks,
then nods. "Thanks."
* NegaMomma turns quickly and
pokes wild wing in the head with her knitting needles
NegaMomma> oh...lookie there...ur
bleeding slick!
* ^Negaduck^ starts laughing
his head off
* `WildWing yelps and shoots
a puck at NM.
* Seline_TruFeather flicks her
dagger upwards at the ghost.
* NegaMomma looks at them and
laughs evilly then starts to cough
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^Negaduck^> Duke's comming!>
NegaMomma> IM A GHOST DUMBOS!!!
^Negaduck^> DUKE'S HERE!>
Seline_TruFeather> HI!!>
* Seline_TruFeather growls.
"Dangit.."
* NegaMomma smacks seli hard
"get with the program child!"
Seline_TruFeather> Wecome
to COMPLETE chaos and funny night! G>>
* `WildWing hmmms....Then you
can't hurt us."
* Seline_TruFeather ducks. "If
you can't be hurt you can;t hurt us!"
Seline_TruFeather> Uhm...
what he said.
NegaMomma> yup im special!>
* `WildWing helps Seline up
then whispers something to her.
^Negaduck^> The dweebs got
a point, mommy dearest
* NegaMomma does ythe retard
sign with her hand
* Seline_TruFeather grins slightly
and nods, whispered sommething back.
* `Duke blinks. Okay... someone
wanna show me a script so I'll know what the HECK's goin' on??>
* ^Negaduck^ shows Duke and
script that's been blown in half>
Seline_TruFeather> LOL, Cross
over time Duke.. just a crazy RP. We were bored.>
* `WildWing sighs and nods.
"Go ahead."
* `Duke sighs. Okay, so what
am I lookin' at??>
NegaMomma> they were bored
and im just psycho!>
`WildWing> I'm trying to
figure that out.>
* Seline_TruFeather grins. "Thanks!"
and tackles Nega while he's not paying attention.
Seline_TruFeather> Um.. a
DWD/MD crossover?>
^Negaduck^> AAAAH! *pulls
on Seli's beak* GET OFF!
Seline_TruFeather> NOT just
yet... *WHACKS him over the head with a new specialty - sneezing/itching
powder combo. After doing that she jumps off quickly and hides*
* NegaMomma attacks seli "GET
OFF MY NEGGI-POO U HUSSY!"
* Seline_TruFeather yelps and
runs faster. "STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU PALE APPARITION!"
* ^Negaduck^ scratches all over
"Ahh...ahhhh...ahhh...AH CHOOOO!"
* `WildWing grabs Sel's arm
and hightails it out of the room.
* ^Negaduck^ yanks out a bazooka
gun and chases WW and Sel
^Negaduck^> AAAAAH CHOOOOOO!
* Seline_TruFeather looks over
her shoulder. "Umm.. someone's tagging along with explosive
weapons.."
NegaMomma> awwwwwwwww...is
my lil' neggie-poo okay?
* `WildWing looks over his shoulder.
"Yipe. Yo uhave anything that'll blind em?"
^Negaduck^> everytime he
sneezes, he falls backwards...talk your time running away>
^Negaduck^> Take...>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles..>
^Negaduck^> AAH CHOO!
^Negaduck^> *the bazooka
shoots through the ceiling
* Seline_TruFeather grins. "You
bet.. that is, if it's needed... if we're lucky he might shoot
himself." G>
^Negaduck^> more unecessary
damage...>
Seline_TruFeather> Poor Pond..>
^Negaduck^> at least it's
not Addy's fault>
Seline_TruFeather> Then it'd
be Poor DrakeTwo/three>
* ^Negaduck^ growls as he speeds
up to catch them
^Negaduck^> Mwah...haha...hahaha>
^Negaduck^> BRB gotta vote
on how Duke lost his eye>
* Seline_TruFeather hmms, "Darn."
she stops for a moment and spins around, taking a sack from her
belt and throwing the whole contents at Nega. The dust is an irritating
type of powder. She takes off running at full tilt again, hoping
Negs runs into the cloud.
Seline_TruFeather> OKie>
* `WildWing races into the vehicle
bay, and hops on a motorcycle.
* Seline_TruFeather waits for
Negashortcake.. "Hmm.. Shortcake.. Baldie.. Neggie-poo..
Winnie the NegaPooh.. What else? GGGG>>
^Negaduck^> irritating? like
for the eyes?>
Seline_TruFeather> Yes. WB>
*^Negaduck^> AAAAH! NICKNAME
MANIA!>
* Seline_TruFeather giggles!
My specialty!>
* ^Negaduck^ suddenly slows,
rubbing at his eyes "what the hell?!"
* Seline_TruFeather grins, "A
poisoner's gift! Ennjoooy!" she quickly hops on another of
the duck cycles. "Might wanna hurry.. that powder'll last
about 5-10min. Only temporary."
* ^Negaduck^ growls and shoots
in the direction he hopes they're in
* `WildWing nods. "Then
let's roll." he tears out of the vehicle bay...
NegaMomma> awww....is my
neggi ok?
NegaMomma> dun worry, mommy
will get that hussy!
Polonius> neggi,that looked
like something else for a sec...>
* ^Negaduck^ rethinks scratching
his eyes out and tries to get to a water source...while banging
into many walls
* NegaMomma hugs him and rocks
back and forth
* Seline_TruFeather quickly
follows, swerving slightly on reflex as the missle goes right
towards the Migrator.
* ^Negaduck^ blinks "Who's
touching me?!"
NegaMomma> wan mommy to kiss
it an make it better?
Seline_TruFeather> OOoo..
possibilities.. EG>>
* ^Negaduck^ opens one eye to
see a blurred red version of his mother "AAAAAAAAH!"
`WildWing> Oy vey.>
Seline_TruFeather> *looks
innocent*>
* ^Negaduck^ leaps away
^Negaduck^> HELP MEEEEE!
I promise i won't attempt to kill the fearsome four for a whole
day!!!!
* Seline_TruFeather gets a *REALLY*
evil...evil..idea..>
^Negaduck^> Uh oh>
Seline_TruFeather> Be afraid.
Be VERY afraid. G>>
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* Ayana_GaleFeather smiles>
^Negaduck^> OH....MY...GOD>
``Seven> AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!>
* Ayana_GaleFeather looks out
into the hall, hearing the yells "Whaz going on?"
`WildWing> oh my...>
Ayana_GaleFeather> *smiles*
I knew you'd say that>
* ^Negaduck^ gets to a faucet...by
miracle...and washes out his eyes
^Negaduck^> Aw, now my mask
is soaked!
* NegaMomma rubs neggis back
"itll all be ok ,mommys here"
* ^Negaduck^ groans
* `WildWing stops well away
from teh pond. "Have we lost him?"
* Ayana_GaleFeather oooos, and
looks at the two insane ducks. "Ooo... more insane ducks!
Funfun.."
* ``Seven waks in and bumps
right into Aya
**** Note: No - Seven does *NOT*
wak in, she just typos. ;) ****
* Seline_TruFeather slows doens
to a stop and looks back towards the Pond. "Yeah. But, uh...
last I saw a missle was heading at the Migrator.."
* ^Negaduck^ turns his head
"Oh, thank evilness. i thought it was Nega-Gos"
* Ayana_GaleFeather squeaks!
and turns to *stomp* on Sev's foot! "Watch where yer goin'!"
`WildWing> Tanya is going
to have a fit.
* Ayana_GaleFeather looks at
the Negashortcake. "Who?"
* ``Seven screams in pain!
* Ayana_GaleFeather smiles.
^Negaduck^> NO ONE! Mind
your own business!
* Ayana_GaleFeather frowns and
looks right up at him. "NO!"
* ^Negaduck^ places a pistol
in between her eyes "YES!"
* Seline_TruFeather nods. "Remind
me to move out for a week or three when she finds out."
* Ayana_GaleFeather STOMPS on
Nega's foot realreal hard! "NO!"
* `WildWing nods. "I'm
with you. THe Pond won't be safe..."
* ^Negaduck^ grabs his foot
and hops "OW!!"
* Seline_TruFeather smirks,
"Is it ever?"
``Seven> Aya! you little
wench!
NegaMomma> Ack! gtg>
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins and
grabs at his hat. "Ooo. Cool!"
``Seven> bye!>
^Negaduck^> Bye, Mother>
NegaMomma> buh byes>
* `WildWing chuckles. "Good
point."
* Ayana_GaleFeather nods to
Sev 'Thanks!"
`WildWing> Bye>
NegaMomma> bye,son>
Ayana_GaleFeather> Byeee!!>
* ^Negaduck^ growls "GIMME
THAT!"
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Leaving)
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins and
RUNS, hat in hand. "NONO!"
* ^Negaduck^ takes the safety
off of the pistol and chases after her
* Ayana_GaleFeather hides behind
Seven.
* ``Seven steps aside
* Ayana_GaleFeather heys! and
steps with her. "STAND STILL!"
* ^Negaduck^ takes aim "GIVE...ME...MY...HAT!"
* Ayana_GaleFeather holds the
hat in front of her. "Shoot me and shoot the hat!"
``Seven> give him the hat
Aya!!!!!!
^Negaduck^> I...but...my...AAAUUGGGHQ
* Ayana_GaleFeather stomps on
Sev;s foot. "NO!"
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins.
^Negaduck^> where'd that
Q come from?>
* ``Seven squeaks in pain!
Ayana_GaleFeather> Well,
first there's a Daddy Q, then there's a Mommy Q..>
Ayana_GaleFeather> Bad joke.
I know! *ducks*>
^Negaduck^> LOL>
* ``Seven snatches the hat from
Aya
* Ayana_GaleFeather screeechs!!
and STOMPWHACKBAPSMACKSLAPS Sev!! "GiveitBACK!!"
^Negaduck^> whoa! talented
kid>
* ^Negaduck^ lowers the gun
and watches with amusment
`WildWing> yipes. Hands Seven
a chair and whip.>
Ayana_GaleFeather> Actualy,
turbid tornado fits her. G>>
* ``Seven crumples in pain,
"OOOOOOOWWWWWWW!"
* Ayana_GaleFeather smiles and
picks the hat back up. "THanks!"
`WildWing> turbid? Turbo?>
* ``Seven whimpers...
Ayana_GaleFeather> Both>
^Negaduck^> That has GOT
to hurt
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins at
Negs. "That was the point!"
^Negaduck^> Hey, Kid! How
'bout a trade?
* Ayana_GaleFeather looks carefully
at him. "Trade what fer what?"
^Negaduck^> I'll give you
whatever you want and you give me the hat
* Ayana_GaleFeather thinks for
a moment.. then grins! "Okie! The hat... if you'll teach
me howto do the neat weapons tricks! I like weapons.."
* ``Seven gets painly and begins
to limp away
* ^Negaduck^ smiles...which
is a bad habit but who cares? "Deal"
* Ayana_GaleFeather grins and
hands him the hat, with a smudge or two. "Deal."
* ``Seven comes back, with a
big sack, planning to stuff Aya in it...
* ^Negaduck^ reaches behind
his back and pulls out an assortment of weapons
* Ayana_GaleFeather OOooooooos..
"PReeeetty."
``Seven> Aya, come here....
* ^Negaduck^ puts on the hat
and tweeks it "The secret is cartoonic liscense"
* Ayana_GaleFeather looks at
Sev, sees the sack, starts backing away. "No."
* Ayana_GaleFeather blinks at
Negs. "Cartoonic liscense?"
``Seven> why not....?
Ayana_GaleFeather> Because!
* ``Seven steps closer to Aya
^Negaduck^> Yeah, whatever.
just stuff them in your shirt or something and pull them out at
any time. all cartoon characters can do it
* ^Negaduck^ looks at the serious
characters "Except them>
* Ayana_GaleFeather takes a
steps away from Sev. then nodsnods at Negs. "Keep'm handy.
Gotcha."
``Seven> Come here!!!!!!!!
Ayana_GaleFeather> NO!!!
``Seven> YES!!!!
* Ayana_GaleFeather hmmms for
a moment, then snags a blow torch from the assortment Negs had,
and points it at Sev. "NO!"
``Seven> AAAAAACCCCK!
``Seven> put that down AYA!
* Ayana_GaleFeather takes a
step towards Sev. "NO!"
Ayana_GaleFeather> me=one-worded
kid>
Ayana_GaleFeather> ;)>
* ``Seven backs off...
* Ayana_GaleFeather keeps advancing,
tweaking the flame guage up a bit.
* ``Seven blinks!
* ``Seven grabs a fire extinguisher...
* Ayana_GaleFeather uhohs..
* ``Seven grins..."Face
off..."
* Ayana_GaleFeather grumbles..
"Maybe.."
``Seven> put it down, Aya!
* ^Negaduck^ laughs the evil/attractive
laugh of his
``Seven> ew>
Ayana_GaleFeather> Evil/attrative?
Umm.. *OOC self gets flashbacks to the few Nega episodes she saw*
OOooo.. STOPit!! Now I wanna go watch DWD!!>
* Ayana_GaleFeather tweaks the
flame guage slightly higher. "NO! Put yer down!"
``Seven> No you!
Ayana_GF> Put it down or
I'll flame ya!!
``Seven> put yours down or
I'll ice ya!
* Ayana_GF turns the guage on
full and flames down at Sev's feet. "NO!"
* ``Seven jumps away!
``Seven> ACK!
``Seven> STUPID KID!
* ``Seven points the extinguisher
at Aya and sprays her!
* Ayana_GF grins. "I thot
it worked well!" *keeps advacing/flaming*
Ayana_GF> NM>
* Ayana_GF ACKS! "HEY!"
* ``Seven keeps spraying!!!!!
* ^Negaduck^ goes off to create
more unecessary pain and suffering, but will return
*** ^Negaduck^ has quit IRC
(Quit: They called me crazy!! They called me insane!!! THEY CALLED
ME LOONY!!! and boy, were they right.)
* Ayana_GF splutters and wipes
the foamy stuff off her face, then looks down at her de-flamed
torch. "Dangit.."
(End Encounter)