Khan's Intro

(Begin Encounter)
* Typodemon capitilizes Duke's preoccupation with the net and sanps it off his shoulder, running around with it playfully
* `Khan covers his muzzle and coughs slightly, some flame engulfin his hand, "Excuse me, ,heart burn."
* Redkyte edges, "Chaos..."
* `Khan wonders waht he might be like if he catches a cold... is everything around here flame proof?
* `Duke grumbles, chasing Typo around. "No kiddin... hey! Come on, gimme that back, and I'll give ya a contract you can eat."
* Typodemon grins at Duke and keeps running around, hiding behind Redkyte, while drooling 'all' over the saber
* `Khan offers Redkyte some of his sushi.
* Redkyte grins, "OH! Now of Duke is the victem it's GOOD chaos.."
* `Khan chuckles.
* Redkyte blinks at Khan, "Um... no thanks.."
* `Khan shurgs, "And they eat snails when it has a fancy name."
* Redkyte blehs and makes a face, "I may be half bird, but not THAT much bird..."
* `Duke growls, "Don't do that! I don't slobber all over you, ya know!"
* Typodemon ganws on it, a bit thought fully
<`Khan> Okay.
* Redkyte smiles to Duke, "No, you just lecture and muffin-ize all over everything."
* `Khan reaches up in to the air and pulls out a book, like he was pulling it off a shelf, and starts to read.
* `Duke coughs. "I try and keep the walls in *one*piece. If ya don't like that, there's a Raptor you'll feel right at home in." ;)
* Redkyte perks, "Oooohh.. Raptor? Spiffy."
* Typodemon runs up to Khan, stands up on his hind legs and looks over the book...yuck! Everything is spelled right! In disgust he drops the soaking wet, much drooled upond saber onto the pages
* `Duke grins. "I can take ya there."
<Redkyte> Sure!
* `Khan hmms and looks at the book, "You can read dragonic?"
* Typodemon nods, he IS a Demon afterall
* `Khan shurgs, "Then I guess a book of exorcisms and demon banishing would be of interest then."
<Redkyte> *Ayana comes toddling into the room, hearing the rucus... "DUKEY!"
* `Duke starts up the Migrator and goes far, FAR away! ;D
* Redkyte cheers! ;)
* `Khan laughs, "Now it is chaos.">
** `Duke gapes at Ayana. "When did you get parolled?!"
* Typodemon exists and will continue to exist as long as theres a typewriting somewhere ;)
<Redkyte> *Ayana smiles, "Never got rolled..."
* Typodemon trots back up to duke to see what else he can steal...hmm...maybe the lock-picks this time ;)
* `Duke sighs. "One can only hope..."
 
 
* `Khan nods, "Well those spells will only keep you in for home plane of existance not kill you. In your case... the abyss I think."
<Redkyte> *Ayana sees the grey thingie and distracts Duke... namely by literally jumping up and downin front of him, "Waz up, Dukey?"
* `Duke goes over to retrieve the ucky saber, and watches Typo stalking him.
* `Duke maneuvers around so that Typo is between Ayana and himself.
* `Khan looks up a spell, "Lets see I need to pints of white out, a dictionary, a spell checker on a floppy disk, what am I forgeting."
* Typodemon leaps at Duke and knocks him over, pretty gently, sniffing him over, looking for edible goodies
<Redkyte> <Well... he SMELLS like coffee and muffins.. EAT HIM! ;)>
* `Khan looks at Ayana and puts the book back in it's place in the air, "Oh hello there."
* Typodemon eats anything!
* `Duke gapes at Khan, and for the moment ignores Typo. "NOW what?!"
<Redkyte> *Ayana smiles brightly up at Khan, "HI there!"
<Redkyte> *Ayana looks at Duke like he's stupid, "It's a big lizard!"
* `Khan stands and walks over and pats Ayana on the head, "Cute kid." He then wanders over to the armory door and notes that it's locked, "Oh dear, well I guess a spell will open it, let's see how did that one go."
<Redkyte> *Ayana just smiles, following Khan around.
* `Duke fends Typo off and runs over to the bizarre reptile. "Hey! Who're you, and what the *heck* do ya want??"
* `Khan looks at Ayana, "I'm a dragon... now lets see open door spell, open door spell...."
<Typodemon> *Calista sees Khan and....hides.. "I've read this book" ;)
* `Duke stands in front of the armory door. "I don't think so."
* `Duke loves how his wife supports him in times of trial. ;)
* `Khan shurgs, "I'm just looking around my dear pigeon. I remember the right spell now." He then holds up a hand with a flaming ball of fire in it, "This should do it."
<Redkyte> *Aya looks up at him, "Ooohh! A magic dwagon! Kewlie!" she looks up at Duke, her smile turning to that intense frown of hers, "Don't be rude!"
<Redkyte> *Aya's eyes go wide and she watchs, entanced, "Oooooooo..."
<Typodemon> *Calista sees Duke standing there and grabs him away hissing "Do NOT stand there"
* `Duke gapes at the magician. "Cali?! We gotta stop this guy!"
<Redkyte> *Aya frowns at Duke, "Notta stop! Hesa friendly magic dwagon!"
* `Duke shouts, "Hey hey! No way! No fireballs in the house!"
* `Khan waves the hand out infront of him, and lets the fireball go, making a large explosion. When the smoke clears the door is still standing, but Khan was thrown back about 20 feet, Ayana to if she remained close.
* `Khan stands and shakes himself off, "Hmmm wrong spell."
<Typodemon> *Calista looks over at Duke "And you wanted to stand in front of that and be 'real' Duck L'orange?"
<Redkyte> *Aya eeeeks! and stands back up, hair frazzeled, "BEEG fireball..."
* Typodemon meanwhile, pounces Duke from behind this time
<Redkyte> <Seline: Yer right... YOU SHOULDA LEFT HIM THERE! ;)>
* `Khan looks at Cali and Duke, "Oh sorry do you live here?"
* `Duke turns around and cowers from the blast, and looks at the scorch on the door, then at Khan. "Are you *okay*"
* `Khan looks at himself, "I think so, I mean fireball against one that breathes fire doesn't do much.... I think."
* `Khan scratches his head, "Who are you anyway?"
* `Duke sighs. "Thats not quite what I meant... anyway, I'm Duke, and this is my wife CAli, and... who the *heck* are you??"
* `Khan leans down, he is 7 feet tall, and looks Duke in the eye, then nods, "Oh okay.. Me, Oh I'm Khan Ti Long, most just call me Khan. I guess it's easier."
<Typodemon> *Cali starts to hum 'Puff the Magic Dragon' <Evil new nickname alert ;)>
<Redkyte> <ROFL!!!!!!!!>
* `Khan is pretty much harmless.>
* `Khan laughs.>
* Typodemon grins...they find one for everyone
* Redkyte yups!>
* `Duke heaves a sigh. "Why do all the crazy things happen when *I'm* in charge?!"
* Typodemon shrugs as he looks at Duke, sluuuuuuuuurping his face, leaving a nice trail of drool, before going into the kitchen...looking for Duke's stash of coffee ;)
* `Khan looks around, "So this is your home? How nice, I live in a stone tower just south of here, outside this city I think... yes that's it."
<Redkyte> *Aya patpats Duke.. well, his boot, really. She's not very high.. "Dukey not see dark, fun side to all things. Dat why."
* `Duke gags at Ayana, and blinks in astonishment at Khan. "*How* far south??"
<Redkyte> *Aya blinks at Duke.. then sticks her tongue out at him, "See?"
* `Khan looks around, "So what do you do here? I mean this place is rather large to just be a home." He then hmmms, "Um lets see, there was a sign that is only about 100 feet from my front door that says welcome to anahiem. That help?"
* `Duke blinks in confusion. "But you weren't there all this time, someone'd seen you, and we never heard of that tower before."
* `Khan shurgs, "Well in anycase I think I might settle down on the plane of existance for a bit." He then looks at Duke, "Me no, I haven't been on this plane for... oh... 500 years at least, what century is this?"
* `Khan pats Ayana on the head again.
<Redkyte> *Ayana smiles. She likes the dragon.. moreso then the caffine-crazed muffie.
<`Duke> Uhhm... 20th??
* `Khan hmms, "Is that egyptian or babylonian?"
* `Khan walks over to a light swtich and starts flicking it, "Well now this is interesting."
<Redkyte> *Ayana grins, "You should see Drake One!"
* `Khan looks over the light switch, "How does this work?" He then looks at Ayana, "What is that a mystic tome?"
* `Duke groans. "Uh, yeah... we kinda came along. And Drake One is kinda like a tome that reads itself.
* `Khan looks at Duke, "Oh? A tome that reads itself, now this I must see, where is it?"
<Redkyte> *Aya ums.. "Ya flip the switch and it turns the light on and off... Drake One is the BEEEG computer and Tanya'll kill you if you 'urt it!"
* `Duke mutters, "Among other people."
* `Khan tilts his head slightly, "How can I hurt something that isn't alive?"
<`Duke> Ya know, mess with it or damage it.
* `Khan closes his eys and a normal looking parrot flys in and lands on his shoulder, he then nods to Duke, "Oh ok."
<Redkyte> *Aya's eyes go wide, "Ooo! BIRDY!"
* `Khan looks around for a place he can sit, given he has a large tail and all.
<Redkyte> *Aya turns to Dukey, "What you say 'bout other ppl?"
* `Duke mutters. "Someone on her own mental level, probly."
<Redkyte> *Seli points to Duke, "Sit there." ;)
* `Khan > THe parrot squawks at Duke, "Watch your mouth buster."
* `Khan looks at the parrot, "Oh hush, your being rude, they are our hosts."
* `Duke blinks. "Uh, yessir."
<Redkyte> *Aya frowns... not understanding him but getting the general msg... she STOMPS on Duke's foot HARD with her pointy little steel-tip boots.
* `Duke yelps and escorts Ayana to the nice brrom closet with the outseide lock. ;)
* `Khan > THe parrot squawks, "I want some ale dino-breath!"
* `Khan groans, "You drink to much, how I ever got you for a familar I will never know."
* `Duke gapes at the parrot. "Uh.. I guess thats not beer, huh?"
* `Khan shurgs, "What's wrong with some nice ginsing tea anyway."
* `Khan > The parrot grins to Duke, "That will do and don't mind dino-breath he just can't hold it."
<Redkyte> *Aya notes he *escorts* her... so she just runs around him and back to the room where the dragon and everyone else are. ;)
* `Duke shakes his head. "I'll keep that in mind."
* `Khan blinks, "Shut up feather duster, if you whern't linked ot me, I would had been rid of you 2 mellenium ago."
<`Khan> > THe parrot corrects, "5, jezz, some mage can't even count."
* `Duke gapes again. "Is that like.... two *thousand* years??"
* `Khan looks at Duke calmly, "Yes why?"
* `Duke shakes his head. "*Five* thousand??"
<`Duke> Uhh... nothin', I guess, ya don't look a day over 1500 really...
* `Khan grins, "Oh really, well thank you, I do try."
* `Khan sits on the floor and leans back against the wall, "So what do you do here?"
* `Khan hmmms, "Procreate?"
* `Calista coughs..
<Redkyte> *Aya looks blank
* `Duke is losing track of things. "Uhm... heck no! Uh, we fight crime and play hockey."
* `Calista says "Tho that is on Duke's mind alot" ;)
* `Khan looks at Cali, "Well he said he was married to you, and I thought..." He points to Ayana.
* `Calista AAAAAAAAHs!!!!!
<`Calista> Nonononono! I take no credit for that child whatsoever!
* `Duke grumbles, "Don't *even* think that."
* `Khan nods, "Okay.... what's hockey?"
<`Khan> Does it involved lava?
<Redkyte> *Aya looks confused... then stares at Dukey, "EW NO WAY! BLEH!"
* `Calista whistles "Now blaming Seline...."
* `Khan stands, "If it does I can summon up a small volcano right now... let see how does that go agian, oh yes, this one I remember."
<`Duke> Uhh... coolest game on Earth? No no, a hard rubber puck hit with sticks up and down an ice floor, trying to knock it past a guy and into his goal.
<Redkyte> *Aya translates, "Somethin' kooky."
* `Duke shouts, "No no! No lava!
* `Khan hmms, "Ice hmm, ok a glacier, that I know I can conjur up, right in this room ok?"
<`Duke> No! We got an arena set up for it already!
<Redkyte> *Aya fairly dances, "Iceiceice! Snowsnowsnow! Kewlie!"
* `Khan > The Parrot thwaps Khan with a wing, "You really gotta get out more dino-breath."
* `Khan hmms, "Arena? This is a gladatoral sport? Oh dear, I don't really like blood shed."
* Redkyte twitchs... gotta go..>
* `Duke chuckles. "Uhh... not quite. We got rules that prevent bad injuries."
<Redkyte> *Seli mumbles, "Which can be unfortunate, dependign on who may be injured..."
* `Khan snaps at the parrot, "I said shut up, oh just go and look around some more." With that the parrot flies off, "About time you let me do that lizard lips. Talking with a bunch of real feather duster's to oy, what's the universe coming to."
 
(End Encounter)