<Icelightning> Lol.
<emilylorange> mucho besser ^^
<emilylorange> ...but it was more fun the other way
*emilylorange is now known as Winterwing
<Icelightning> LOL.
<Winterwing> now I'm manly AND in charge. *struts*
<Icelightning> Just what we need. *Sarcasm.*
<Winterwing> none of yo' sass human :P
<Icelightning> I'm gonna make you behave...
*Icelightning is now known as Camden
<Winterwing> ack! Responsibility! Get it off me!
Camden blinks, looking around. "Where am I..?"
<Winterwing> very lost. Try going over there *points*
*Camden follows Wildwing's finger and looks at a corner of the room. "B-But..."
<Winterwing> hey, you spell my name wrong, you leave :P
<Camden> (Er, winterwing)
Camden cries.
<Camden> (Aw damnit, knew that was going to happen..)
<Winterwing> <wha?>
<Camden> (Cammy crying)
<Camden> (Lol)
<Winterwing> <when doesn't he cry :P>
<Camden> (=P When he's happy. But he gets hurt easily.)
<Winterwing> <i think he need's a 'tude ajustment :P>
<Camden> <Lol, he's doing good considering what I did to him in the fanfic..>
<Winterwing> <and what's that?>
<Camden> <Well.. He was the "personal slave" of a pediphile Saurian couple...>
<Winterwing> <O.O>
*Winterwing *emilylorange tapes Winterwing to the floor. "Now STAY there and shut the brat up :P"
Camden sniffs, hugging his kitten and slowly calming down.
*Winterwing twidles his thumbs "You know, I'm not actually all that bad. I get grumpy when I spend too much time around Wildwing ^^"
*Camden blinks. "B-But you were going to punish me..."
*Camden hugs his kitten tighter, "W-When I wasn't bad.."
<Winterwing> "Punish" probably wouldn't be the word for it....
<Winterwing> Children scare me ^^
*Camden blinks. "Why?"
<Winterwing> I'm afraid they might be mine.
*Camden giggles a little. "But I'm not!"
<Winterwing> are you sure?
*Camden nods. "You don't look like my daddy!"
<Winterwing> You know that cranky white duck with the foofy blond hair? She's very good at hiding things from me *cough*
*Camden cocks his head to the side. "She is...?"
<Winterwing> well when we first met she neglected to mention the whole alien duck from another univserse thing.
<Camden> Ohh..
<Winterwing> yeaaaah I think that whole thing either proved that she's evil or that I'm not as smart as I think I am
*Camden giggles at that.>
*Camden walks over to Winterwing and blinks at him.
*Camden tugs softly on Winterwing's pants.
*Winterwing looks down "yeeees?"
<Winterwing> <Long vowels! Yeeeee!>
*Camden blinks, eyes going innocently wide. "You look like Wildwing... But you're not bald!" He giggles softly.
<Winterwing> Well, there's a bit of a story begind that
<Winterwing> but really, I don't think he's bald either, he just cuts it like that
<Camden> There is..?
<Winterwing> mind you, I haven't been dumb enough to ask yet...
<Camden> He's bald, he's bald! That's what Nosedive says!
<Winterwing> Yes and we just *know* everything Nosedive says *must* be right
<Camden> ... 'Wing says he's not, though...
<Camden> And his face gets all red like Mallory's hair!
<Winterwing> Now there's something I'd like to see...
<Winterwing> well someday you should ask Wild if he's framiliar with Rogain
*Camden blinks. "Whazzat?"
<Winterwing> Hair restorer for men *cough* not that I'm framiliar with it or anything
*Camden giggles. "It really works for you!"
<Winterwing> no it didn't, this was a hair transplant that didn't work the first time arou-Uh. It's natural
*Camden covers his beak and tries to hide his laughter.
<Winterwing> well I'm glad *someone* is entertained by it.
*Camden giggles and nods. "You're silly!"
<Winterwing> I am?
*Camden nodnods.
*Winterwing considers "Well... I guess that's a good thing...."
*Camden nodnods again and giggles. "Nosedive's *really* Silly.."
<Winterwing> yes well... nosedive hasn't exactly hit the peak of maturity
<Camden> He doesn't play tricks on Mallory anymore, though..
<Winterwing> really?
<Winterwing> why not?
*Camden gives his stuffed kitten another hug. "She yelled and scared me..."
<Winterwing> aww...yeah that sounds like her
<Camden> And then he felt bad..
<Winterwing> hmm...well that's new
<Camden> 'Dive's my new big brother! He makes sure I'm happy and gives me hugs and nuzzles and toys... But Taunny is the one that gives me ice cream!
<Winterwing> speaking as a big brother myself, 'Dive sounds more like a mommy to me
<Winterwing> but a good mommy. Nothing like *my* mother....
*Camden hugs Winterwing. "Aww.. But that's sad! All mommies are supposed to be snuggly!"
<Winterwing> Not mine.
<Winterwing> Mine chased every girl i brought home off the from lawn with a broom, screaming that she was a hooker since I was six
<Winterwing> of course...there was that time when i was 19 and she was a hooker....
<Winterwing> I suppose that's a bonus of not being able to go home. Emily would probably eat the old woman alive....literally
*Camden blinks. "Your mommy's weird.."
*Winterwing glances at Camden "Mind you, I'm using vocabulary that you probably don't need to remember"
*Camden blinks, thinking about it. "What's a hooker?"
*Camden tugs at Winterwing's pants again.
<Winterwing> watch it there. These baggy jeans have a habit of coming off....
*Camden grins mischieviously.
<Winterwing> what a day not to wear my shiney belt
<Camden> <Oh, just *TELL* him that..>
*Camden giggles evilly, probably having been influenced by Nosedive far too often.
<Winterwing> oooookay I'll be sitting down now
*Camden giggles again and hangs on Winterwing's pants. "Nosedive doesn't wear these pants anymore!"
*Winterwing grabs the waistband so it stays up. "Yeah, as if green spandex was any better"
*Camden gives up after a few minutes and crosses his arms. "Not fair.."
<Winterwing> life's not fair :P
*Camden sighs. "Yeah.. I can't get ice cream more than once a day!"
<Winterwing> ....There are other things you'll find you can't have more than once a day when you grow up
*Camden blinks. "Like sex?"
*Winterwing stares
*Winterwing fishes around in his wallet. "Here's a dollar, you did not hear that word from me."
<Camden> Nosedive said it, though..
<Winterwing> ...you know, that brings up many images of Nosedive I just didn't need
*Camden blinks in confusion. "What's sex..?"
<Winterwing> German for six
<Camden> Then why did Nosedive and I run away from girls that wanted to have six with him..?
*Winterwing blinks and tries reeeeal hard not to smile
<Winterwing> ....Nosedive probably isn't interested in humans
*Camden tugs on Winterwing's pants again after not getting a response. "Why would they take all of Nosedive's sixes, though?"
Camden blinks. "Are human sixes different from our sixes?"
<Winterwing> I wouldn't know
<Camden> I'll go ask Taunny! She knows EVERYTHING!
<Winterwing> have fun ^^
*Camden grabs Winterwing's hand, giving him begging eyes. "Will you help me..?"
<Winterwing> help you?
*Camden nods.
<Winterwing> I dont think that requires my help
*Camden gives him bigger puppy dog eyes. "B-But.."
<Winterwing> but?
<Camden> T-The halls are scary..
<Winterwing> the halls are scary.
*Camden nods.
<Camden> Please...?
<Winterwing> <hungry! *runs Away*>
<Camden> <I need to get myself to bed in a few.. I've been stalling 'cause I didn't want to wake my cousin... She's in my room sleeping already. O.o; Erk.>
<Camden> <Argh! No!>
<Camden> <Lol.>
<Winterwing> <awwww.>
<Camden> <Yeah, yeah.. I know.. But we don't have someone to RP Taunny. And poor Winterwing doesn't need to get his will broken by a five-year-old..>
<Winterwing> <yay!>
<Camden> <Lol. I think he'll take one from Duke and hide from now on in the future..>